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Wasted Wank

The realisation that your child is a fuckwit and you would rather of just had a wank that night.
Oh for fuck sake Jason get your head out of the railings. You really are a wasted wank.
by PhilMiddy June 7, 2016
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Absolutely Wasted

A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.
Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!
by LionelHutz February 17, 2017
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Mikey Wasted

Drinking for 4 straight hours pissed off walking around at a party fucked up your friend part fucked up your chances of gettin the girl you wanted way worst than white girl wasted walk to your friends house gets picked up and put in the car comes home trys to fight your other friend gets picked up agin and goes to his room push your mom on the bed dad or step dad comes in and chokes slam you on the ground you talk shit and tell everything u shouldn't say punch a whole in the wall mom calls the cops put the hand cuffs on you you slam your head aginst the wall and leave a huge crack go into the hall way slam your head agin then go to jail
U need to stop before you get mikey wasted

If you can't hold your liqur don't drink or you'll get mikey wasted
by QeenB July 31, 2011
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wasted fuck

one who is incapacitated by alcohol consumption that ordinary bodily functions such as speaking and seeing are substantially impaired. effects of those most often involve repeated vomiting, crying, sleeping, misconduct, forgetfulness, pain around or on the anal area, etc.
Dude, can you not pee on my carpet you wasted fuck.

That wasted fuck Will had so much to drink that he did not realize the huge man punishing him from behind.
by martin v January 22, 2004
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Wasting time

Doing something that doesn't need to be done
Painting the bottom of a dumpster is a wasting time
by Don'tpaintdumpsters2016 September 22, 2016
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Cake Wasted

When you've eaten so much birthday cake, or just cake, you feel almost wasted. People who are cake wasted are usually in a daze, close to unconsciousness,(or already), and/or swollen with a food baby.
After eating two slices of triple decker chocolate cake, I fell asleep on my way to the bathroom. I was so cake wasted!
by cupcakes* July 4, 2011
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waste-faceded

the act of drinking to the point that you should have gone to the hospital or gotten alcohol poisoning. getting waste-faceded usually results in a 24-48 hour long hangover and not remembering what happened once you started drinking
yeah my drunk scale goes tipsy, fuzzy, buzzing, drunkish, drunk, sloshed, hammered, swasted, hamboned, waste-faceded.

he drank a 1.75 of 100 proof soco in 4 hours and was so waste-faceded that he woke up in a staircase on the other side of campus!
by liquid524 December 4, 2009
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