TW Wasted 

"Totally wasted wasted"

to be totally wasted and then get wasted

"Joe was TW wasted before he snorted that blow off my dick"

TW Wasted by Jigglebilly December 3, 2003

wiki wiki wasted! 

getting so completely drunk that you run into walls instead of through doors, break shot glasses, piss on a male cheerleaders door mat and apartment door until he and his friends come to beat you up, so you run away with your pants down and fall down a flight of stairs. Usually happens when you stay with your best friend and a hot puerto rican girl in florida.

before the semester started I went to visit Jenny in florida and got wiki wiki wasted! I passed out on the balcony and they drew a penis on my face...

wiki wiki wasted! by Dick Nean November 16, 2006

time wasted 

When you're up WAY LATE at night and you suddenly find everything and anything hilarious, as if you were drunk.

So today I woke up sore-throated after laughing so much when staying up until like 4am being all time wasted. I swear that I was so time wasted that even Larry King was hilarious.

time wasted by JimboWales August 19, 2010

Tory Wasted

When you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. However to be "Tory Wasted" one must have a BAC level of .34 or higher in order to be consider in this prestigious club where only a hadful of people have reached.

I got so Tory Wasted last night that I ended up sleeping next to the Taco Bell dumpsters.

Tory Wasted by asu1 September 27, 2011

White people wasted

To drink way too much in a short time, of many different, usually incompatible, types of alcohol. Resulting in obnoxious, rude, embarrassing, probably illegal "fun" as described by the drunk white person. There is almost always pictures to be admired the next day, resulting in group reflections trying to figure out what happened last night. I'm not sure if this happens in other races, but I've only witnessed this behavior in white people.

*he says the next day while looking at pictures* "Holy shit! How did I end up dancing on top of a taxi cab in your bra?!" She says "I took my bra off while dancing on the bar, you ran outside and jumped on the taxi!" The third person says "You were all white people wasted!"

White people wasted by The Dirty Llama May 11, 2018

Chocolate Wasted

When you are wasted on an alcoholic drink containing alcohol and yours or someone else's feces.

Stan: "Are you waisted?"
Dally: "No, I'm chocolate wasted!" *Dally holds up a cup containing vodka and feces mixed in*

Chocolate Wasted by Emma Unicorn January 21, 2016

Hgh-Wasted

The state of being both high and wasted at the same time.

He smoked so much weed and took so many shots; he is so hgh-wasted.

Hgh-Wasted by mc_ad_unh_203 November 6, 2010