volcano wank

To masterbait while holding in a piss, meaning when you bust the piss leaks down your dick like hot lava
I woke up and had a volcano wank yesterday
by Amcgirr February 12, 2025
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This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"
by SkibidiLomas May 01, 2024
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Petting volcano

A cute little volcano totally not menacing and so cute and sweet that people come from around the globe to pet it, take pictures of it, cook hot dogs on it and feed it drones. Such adorable little volcanoes are usually only found in southwestern iceland.
I fancy a trip to iceland to see the fagradalsfjall. It is such a nice petting volcano
by Lava lady August 10, 2022
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Arabian volcano

When an Arabian male takes a laxative and puts a stick of dinomite up his ass and then when he is just about to shit he ignites the dinomite and it causes an eruption
Arabian volcano
by Wamiscat69 October 05, 2019
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volcano man

volcano man is the definition of Aidan grant ! it will erupt at any moment !! be careful
by Aidan Johnathan grant March 09, 2021
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candy volcano

The sexual act of a man covering his penis in frosting and pop rocks then commencing to receive oral from the female. Quite stimulating for both partners.
by wazzanagga September 24, 2013
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Furry Volcano

When a furry shoves their tail into their anus while suffering from diarrhea. They allow the diarrhea to build up, before pulling out the tail & letting the diarrhea spray, like a volcano.
Person 1: What do you do in your free time?
Person 2: I like doing a furry volcano.
Person 1: What’s that?
Person 1: I’ll show you!
by Rob The Slumlord November 07, 2023
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