Vampire ass

An ass so juicy you just can help but sink your teeth into it.

Man, that girl so fine, she got a vampire ass!

by shennica February 27, 2014

Vampires Suck

Another one of those spoof movies made by the same guys who made Meet the Spartans , Disaster Movie and etc but this time attacking The Twilight series . If you've seen Meet the Spartans and/or Disaster Movie, You know this movie is going to be shit. No I hate Twilight so I am not defending it.

Friend 1: Hey man want to see a movie?

Friend 2: Sure, what is it?

Friend 1: Vampires suck, it's made by the same guys who made Disaster movie and Meet the Spartans. It's going to be funny!

Friend 2: I hate you GTFO of my sight.

by CsDaMan August 5, 2010

VampireFreaks

A Gothic Industrial Culture for all races,13 years of age and up,where there is a 1-10 rating system,it is a darker and more sinister version of MySpace and there is a better Contact Support involved.

Girl:Hey you got a VampireFreaks account?
Boy:No what's that?
Girl:It's really awesome,you'd like it there.
Boy:Well sign me up,i want to see what this is about.

by Tabitha Craff July 27, 2007

Vampireny

A horny vampire. (VAMPIRE + horNY). Used to describe a person who is horny 24*7 and who sleeps during the day and is active during the night... Often appearing as normal people, they can be distinguished by their reluctance to engage in any physical activity during the day, their pale skin color, and the difference in the amount of muscles in their hands.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, u r all wrong! It's a vampireny!

U can say that the Count Jackula is a vampireny.

by crastard April 25, 2009

Vampires Dark Rising

Prepare for treason, backstabbing bitches and poisonous alliances. Although rated 12+, definitely not suitable for under 18, due to the explicit avatars in-game and cheesy B.B.E. lovestories. Proceed with caution.

Oh you're on an amazing Vampires Dark Rising talon run? Let me self claim you.

by đarƙy October 9, 2016

Emotional-vampire

1). Someone who is addicted to giving or having emotional pain.

2). Someone who becomes happy from another persons pain.

3). Malice

He is an emotional-vampire, always mentally beating people down.

by realityempty January 2, 2012

Dick nosed vampire

one who thinks that the freeway is a nascar track. Swerving through lanes without regard to safety during commute hours but not managing to pass many people.

Look at that dick nosed vampire he needs to relax this is not nascar it's the monday morning commute.

by zoobileezoo April 17, 2009