A way of describing a black man's penis; usually in tight pants, that it looks as if its been vacuum sealed to his leg/thigh.
by StraightWhiteMale. January 10, 2025

by doing this for fun April 28, 2024

by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 17, 2020

The motion getting oral sex from a vacuum cleaner with Lysol as a lubricator and then pouring melted iron on your pussy once you cum to get a mold of your orgasming pussy.
by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

The act of cumming on one persons face during a threesome, then proceeding to have the other person sniff up the cum.
by Jake.1026 September 5, 2025

1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.
2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.
2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.
by doonga November 4, 2013
