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vacuum the pantry

1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to buttfuck
1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.

2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.
by doonga November 4, 2013
mugGet the vacuum the pantrymug.

Nose vacuum

When someone sucks snot and boogers out of your nose while you are sitting down.
Can you please nose vacuum me for a video?
by doing this for fun April 28, 2024
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vacuumed bull

A way of describing a black man's penis; usually in tight pants, that it looks as if its been vacuum sealed to his leg/thigh.
"Did you see that vacuumed bull in the locker room...? Jesus, It looked bigger than my forearm!"
by StraightWhiteMale. January 10, 2025
mugGet the vacuumed bullmug.

i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you
by mista>dave July 31, 2017
mugGet the i own a vacuummug.

Vacuum of Greatness

The absolute absence of greatness and its collective attributes such as selflessness, humility, empathy, charity, courage, compassion, decency, morality, ethics, wisdom and humanity.
The Trump Presidency is the nadir of a Vacuum of Greatness.
by Wisdom Seeker May 23, 2018
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Vacuum method

Sucking a girls vagina to prevent pregnancy
by krisisbackandready June 17, 2025
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devil's vacuum

a terminology that is used to reference a blowjob
"yeah Linda gave me the devil's vacuum last night at her place"
by devilsvacuum June 26, 2022
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