Definitions by mista>dave

i own a vacuum 

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you

I own a vacuum.

i own a vacuum by mista>dave July 31, 2017

shamozzle

a total shit-storm!

Wow... that sale at Gap today was a complete shamozzle!!

shamozzle by mista>dave September 16, 2010