ultimate amogus

the sussiest of the sus rises from the top ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

Person 1 : Dude, why u actin so sus?
Person 2 : ultimate amogus, ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

by Moondirt December 2, 2021

Ultimate Pringles

Ultimate Pringles, generally known as "U.P" is an extreme urban sport originating in Belfast, Northern Ireland. The game consists off an unlimited amount of players attempting to catch a flying Pringles lid (refered to in U.P terms as the disc). The game is much like frisbee only much more complicated and competitive, at times getting quite violent when players collide in an attempt to catch the disc. The size and transparency of the disc also gives amateurs a hard time adjusting to the fast paced sport, though coloured discs are available (and recommended) for beginners and also for playing at night (it should be noted that coloured discs have a higher gauge than standard discs).
The aim of a game is simply to show skill and attempt moves, such as "The Dive Bomb" (when a disc swoops downwards at great speed, making for a difficult catch) "Glider" (when the disc flys smoothly at a slow spectacular motion usually over great distance) or the "Double/Triple/Quadr uple Touch" (when the disc is hit multiple times as oppose being to caught by players and continues to fly).
The game usually ends when the disc breaks (after constant abuse) or is lost due to a poor throw, or simply when participants give up after exhaustion.

Person1: hey man, wanna play some UP?
Person2: U.P? why what is that I ask
Person1: Ultimate Pringles!...(explains)
Person2: woah!! damn right let's play this spectacularly amazing sport!!

by Dimedude December 2, 2007

ultimate strain

1. the sounds usually heard during an intense or explosive orgasim.
2. the sounds unintentionally created while ultimatly straining a stool from the anal cavity

1. dude, i was showin her my o face! but i bet the neighbors next door heard my ultimate strain! they looked at me wierd the next day... u showed my man flower off!
2. when i was droppin that stink nugget from my brown eye, the burning sensation was so intense that it seared and scortched my anal flower; my ultimate strain was so loud it shook the walls and helped alleviated the pain from my shit stool.

by The-Clasp / ashen skies. September 24, 2003

the ultimate cream

Lay the girl down, throw in the shockerin the vagina and anus, put the penis on the taint, and make some man nog to create the ultimate sexual experience.

Greg Cum placed his sex toy, Jewel, on the kitchen counter and threw the ultimate cream to her quiet whimper.

by lickalotapussy April 16, 2009

The ultimate truth

the only reason black people voted for obama is because he is black.
no one will say it, but everyone knows its true, even black people

black guy: i voted for obama because he is a republican

white guy: the ultimate truth proves itself once again

by k-nigga February 5, 2009

Ultimate Frisbee

1. The best game where one can lay a beat down just to get a point and not get in trouble for it.
2. The most amazing thing you could do with a Frisbee.

"Dude, you just close lined me"

"It's okay, it's ULTIMATE Frisbee." ^_^

by ULTIMATE! September 10, 2009

Ultimate Sacrifice

This is the ability to be willing to do give up all you have to show you love your one true love. . .This doesnt mean to give up going after them it means the ability to chase her around the world and let her realize you need her more than anything else. ..

John just to show how much he loved Elizabeth was willing to have the ultimate sacrifice for her and stopped everything and joined the army to be able to make her dreams come true if she gave you a chance again

by John Wagenaar April 17, 2006