a sport for those who have mastered the art blindly texting on a touch screen phone while violently seizing.
There are five different levels:
level 1. your average teenager
level 2. john wilkes booth
level 3. Jafar-the enemy of Aladdin
level 4. nazis
level 5. straight up inebriated irish drunkard at a pub at 3am about to slap his whorish wife (while texting on his phone
There are five different levels:
level 1. your average teenager
level 2. john wilkes booth
level 3. Jafar-the enemy of Aladdin
level 4. nazis
level 5. straight up inebriated irish drunkard at a pub at 3am about to slap his whorish wife (while texting on his phone
Phillip: This dude at the bar was flapping like a tuna fish out of water on the floor last night like he was having a seizure, but he had his phone is his hands!!!!!!!!!
Steve: Dude, that man is apart of the extreme texting team..............
Steve: Dude, that man is apart of the extreme texting team..............
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The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)
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@Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!
@HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......
@Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!
@HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......
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Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural twee·ti·goes or twee·ti·gos
Etymology: Middle English imitative hybrid, combined with Latin vertigin-, vertigo, from vertere to turn.
Date: 6/19/2009
Definitions:
1a: A sensation of motion in which the individual or the individual's surroundings seem to whirl dizzily, triggered by either first real usage and experience and/or after excessive use (a.k.a "tweeting") of Twitter, a social micro-blogging site.
1b: May also be associated with excessive use of micro-posting to other sites, i.e. Facebook, etc.
2: a dizzy confused state of mind after "tweeting" or "Facebooking" excessively.
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural twee·ti·goes or twee·ti·gos
Etymology: Middle English imitative hybrid, combined with Latin vertigin-, vertigo, from vertere to turn.
Date: 6/19/2009
Definitions:
1a: A sensation of motion in which the individual or the individual's surroundings seem to whirl dizzily, triggered by either first real usage and experience and/or after excessive use (a.k.a "tweeting") of Twitter, a social micro-blogging site.
1b: May also be associated with excessive use of micro-posting to other sites, i.e. Facebook, etc.
2: a dizzy confused state of mind after "tweeting" or "Facebooking" excessively.
I used Twitter for the first time today and cot DAMN I need to vomit from the tweetigo.
Will sitting and working cure my tweetigo? Probably.
Will sitting and working cure my tweetigo? Probably.
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