by Takkers May 04, 2009
Tom: That guy is a twat!
Edd: Yeah, and a twit!
Mom: What did you say?
Tom: He's addicted to Twa- I mean Twitter.
Edd: Yeah, and a twit!
Mom: What did you say?
Tom: He's addicted to Twa- I mean Twitter.
by Nooboob February 20, 2010
by Jon's Mum August 23, 2009
An individual, usually female, who behaves in an offensive, inappropriate, and often immature manner.
Characteristics of a twat often include: a staggering unawareness of personal space/hygiene, sudden and violent aggression at anyone who appears more intelligent, difficulty grasping polite requests and instead misinterpreting them as demagogic orders, and making generally limited use of his/her 1-2 pound brain.
Characteristics of a twat often include: a staggering unawareness of personal space/hygiene, sudden and violent aggression at anyone who appears more intelligent, difficulty grasping polite requests and instead misinterpreting them as demagogic orders, and making generally limited use of his/her 1-2 pound brain.
by lihop2u August 26, 2010
by MOOSY May 30, 2006
Alternate use: for Twitter spammers.
Twitter spam accounts who follow several hundred users, have no or very few followers and their few tweets direct to a link to sell something.
Twitter spam accounts who follow several hundred users, have no or very few followers and their few tweets direct to a link to sell something.
"I just blocked six twats following me on Twitter - I'm a chick, why do these twats think I want to see their pics?"
(When a spammer decides to follow you)
"Damn, I just got twatted again."
(When a spammer decides to follow you)
"Damn, I just got twatted again."
by elleoelle October 12, 2009
When somebody directly interferes with a girl's ability to have sex with a guy. It's essentially the female version of a cock block.
by Michael Hammond May 04, 2013