Java twat

A person who loves the programming language Java without good reason, and often cannot back up why they love it so.

That Steve is such a java twat.

by softwareSpack February 2, 2010

Twat stank

A vagina exuding a foul odor. Especially during foreplay.

Ricky: Oh, yeah. Let me finger that pussy.

Shelly: Oh! *moans*

Ricky: OH MY GOD GIRL! You got some nasty twat stank!

by Antimony Pentafluoride May 29, 2010

twat taco

A vulgar term commonly employed to describe the vagina of a Hispanic or latina woman.

That Tijuana whore sure had a juicy twat taco!

by macrent2 November 15, 2009

twat mangler

Someone who beats the pussy so hard it is no longer recognizable afterwards.

"Her boyfriend will definently know we fucked, since I am such a twat mangler"

by Sexier Joe April 29, 2007

twat

An individual, usually female, who behaves in an offensive, inappropriate, and often immature manner.

Characteristics of a twat often include: a staggering unawareness of personal space/hygiene, sudden and violent aggression at anyone who appears more intelligent, difficulty grasping polite requests and instead misinterpreting them as demagogic orders, and making generally limited use of his/her 1-2 pound brain.

Mallory still throws temper-tantrums like a two-year-old.

I know- she is such a "twat."

Agreed.

by lihop2u August 26, 2010

twat

moron, clueless, lights are on but noone is home, fool,

talking the elusive left twat here,

Usually asked by "Right twats" with no idea of the meaning of what a twat is to start with

what is the difference between a right twat and a left twat.

Answer roflmao stupid your a "right twat

by tdatoz September 9, 2008

twat

Alternate use: for Twitter spammers.

Twitter spam accounts who follow several hundred users, have no or very few followers and their few tweets direct to a link to sell something.

"I just blocked six twats following me on Twitter - I'm a chick, why do these twats think I want to see their pics?"

(When a spammer decides to follow you)
"Damn, I just got twatted again."

by elleoelle October 12, 2009