Target friend

A person which you see, know you want to be friends with, and set about befriending.

That kid Jeremy was so funny last night. I think he might be a target friend, I'd really like to get to know him.

by lacoste0708 November 9, 2010

Target High

The high you feel after leaving Target. You feel like you have everything you need; you're invincible.

Sally: I had a Target High today after buying a ton of new soap and shampoo. I couldn't wait to take a shower!
Joe: You're wierd...
Sally: I guess it's a girl thing.

Bob: Dude, I was Target High today because I bought a soccer ball and some bacon. The soccer balls smelled like leather and I had 7 strips of bacon right when I got home.
Amanda: That's strange.

by Dancing Queen. July 1, 2011

Target Practice

While your big breasted girl friend lays on her back you aim your jiz for her open mouth, hitting her titts and face is acceptable.

Dude my girl makes for the perfect Target Practice

by ID226 March 17, 2017

target man

A target man, otherwise referred to as a target boy by ZigicHeader is a tall attacking player in a football team who wins bare aerial duals and scores many bullet headers. The greatest target man of all time is Nikola Zigic

Nikola Zigic is most definitely the greatest target man of all time

by ZigicHeader November 17, 2017

Tergel

A tergel is a guy that you didn't like at first but have grown to like. He's sweet, charming, a bit annoying and can always make you laugh. By the time you realize that you like him and want to date him, the window of opportunity has passed and you can only think about what might've been.

Person 1: Ugh...I hate that guy I hope I don't see him ever again!
Person 2: You've been talking about him for 20 minutes though...
2 months later
Person 1: You remember that guy I said I hated...Well, now I want to marry him..
Person 2: You got yourself another tergel
Person 1: Ugh...I keep falling for tergels

by LooooooLaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan November 11, 2020

Tender tugger

Someone who would rather give a bad hand job then spread her legs and recieve the cock

Joe: "how was your date with Andy?"
Bob:" It sucked assballs man. I had no clue she was such a tender tugger"

by mandrew_thejew March 28, 2008

Cock Target

A cirular goatee that makes a man's mouth looks like a bullseye.

Why do all the coaches on my kids' sports teams have cock targets?

by D-Jizzoe September 24, 2010