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Turbo thinker

origins: Heather Blue, licensed massage therapist and Turbo thinker.

n: an individual who can effortlessly respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. Signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of possible outcomes, data, analysis or hypotheticals in which the questioner wasn't even thinking about. Expounds exuberantly and unaware he or she is doing so.

Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners due to all together too much information.

Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but remains more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.

Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores, local co-ops, electronics sales or coffee shops.
"Holy fuckin swampdonkies, that Jenkin kid's a wicked friggin turbo thinker! I run into him where he works at the hardware store, asked about lint rollers, lightning rods and aluminum foil and couple of hours later I walked out of there thinking down was up, the Grand canyon was a big hole to dig and god made math to confuse monkeys! I frig near stubbed my brain stem."
by rob dianome October 28, 2008
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turbo dump

'turbo dump' or 'turbo dumpy' is a giant ass
“damn what i would give to have a turbo dump like her”
by sliceofacake February 27, 2022
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turbo squirrel

A law-enforcement affiliated term for a suspect who is high on drugs and usually very jittery and nonstop movement as if you strapped a turbo to a squirrel.
2215- comp, turbo squirrel in progress.
by Turbo Squirrel August 25, 2016
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Turbo Toe

Hammering a clit with a big toe at a rapid pace.
She said "rub my clit baby" so I gave her the turbo toe
by Barry McCockinnerass December 13, 2020
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turbo island

fuck the monday club lets go to turbo island
by gavin October 11, 2003
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Hybrid Turbo

Short for hybrid turbocharger, a hybrid turbo functions similarly to a conventional tubrocharger, but features a small electric motor on the shaft to reduce tubro lag. While this may not work as well as systems like anti-lag or two-step, it is generally cheaper and more reliable. It's also less of a cop magnet, as a hybrid turbo doesn't produce backfire as often. The term has nothing to do with a hybrid vehicle

Unfortunately, hybrid turbos are hard to find, and generally don't come in a kit
Mechanic 1) I'm gonna turbo my car!
Mechanic 2) Nice, you thinking anti-lag or...?
Mechanic 1) Nah, I'm throwing on a hybrid turbo.
Mechanic 2), Pfft, good like finding one bud!
by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020
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Turbo Snail

When someone is notoriously slow but is trying extremely hard to go fast.
Person 1: Look i'm swimming so fast!

Person 2: No you aren't you Turbo Snail!
by BowlPlane January 17, 2023
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