Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.
by SquatchIt September 23, 2020
Get the johnny trombonemug. A device used for brilliance and power! They usually overpower the mellos and baritones with little effort.
by Ktbone19 August 20, 2018
Get the Trombonemug. A variation on the classic "Rusty Trombone" sex-move, where the recipient thoughtfully packs their anal cavity with Nutella as a chocolatey treat for the performer
"Aldo was delighted when I pulled out the Belgian Trombone at the club yesterday. A shame his brother has a nut allergy"
by frostyviking May 3, 2018
Get the Belgian Trombonemug. When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.
by Reallowblows May 22, 2020
Get the Chocolate Rusty Trombonemug. by Reptile penis June 30, 2019
Get the Trombone wankermug. The best instrument ever. Every time a trombone hits a low e the world becomes a purer place. The slide is perfect for making car noises in band class. People may rag on them for their slide but deep inside everyone wants to be a car. Often they don't get melodies but when they do their charm leaves the flutes and clarinets swooning over them.
by GingerLego320 January 31, 2020
Get the Trombonemug.