When you eat an excessive amount of jalapeños then use the diarrhea as a lubricant all over her body
Joseph: What did you and Latasha do last night?
Trevor: We went to a Mexican restaurant and I have her a spicy trombone several times that night
Trevor: We went to a Mexican restaurant and I have her a spicy trombone several times that night
by Loser Romney May 1, 2014
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Get the Trombone Man mug.A sex move in which one takes a hit from a bong and then blows into another asshole in hopes of getting said person intoxicated.
"Holy shit I'm horny as hell, whilst craving some weed... quick grab the bong, I want you to give me a rusty trombone."
by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022
Get the Rusty Trombone mug.Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.
by SquatchIt September 23, 2020
Get the johnny trombone mug.A euphemism for trombone suicides used by some schools because the school/district feels using the word suicide in casual conversation is insensitive.
Often shortened to just sewerslides.
Often shortened to just sewerslides.
Band director to class: Trombones. Your going to learn how to do trombone sewerslides and do them at the football game without offing your classmates.
Student: Why don't we say suicides?
Band director: Because the office doesn't like it when we use that word.
Student: Why don't we say suicides?
Band director: Because the office doesn't like it when we use that word.
by BrenUnderPar July 11, 2025
Get the trombone sewerslides mug.rust·y
/ˈrəstē/ adjective
1. (of a metal object) affected by rust.
trom·bone
/trämˈbōn/
noun
a large brass wind instrument with straight tubing in three sections, ending in a bell over the player's left shoulder, different fundamental notes being made using a forward-pointing extendable slide.
What your dick looks like after having anal sex. The slide part allbrown and rusted looking.
/ˈrəstē/ adjective
1. (of a metal object) affected by rust.
trom·bone
/trämˈbōn/
noun
a large brass wind instrument with straight tubing in three sections, ending in a bell over the player's left shoulder, different fundamental notes being made using a forward-pointing extendable slide.
What your dick looks like after having anal sex. The slide part allbrown and rusted looking.
"When i pulled it out of her butt it was all dirty," I said. Laughing my friend said "she gave you the Rusty Trombone."
by jayram1408 January 17, 2023
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