by Fixitfrost59 April 10, 2023
A sex move in which one takes a hit from a bong and then blows into another asshole in hopes of getting said person intoxicated.
"Holy shit I'm horny as hell, whilst craving some weed... quick grab the bong, I want you to give me a rusty trombone."
by maclomshiiter June 07, 2022
rust·y
/ˈrəstē/ adjective
1. (of a metal object) affected by rust.
trom·bone
/trämˈbōn/
noun
a large brass wind instrument with straight tubing in three sections, ending in a bell over the player's left shoulder, different fundamental notes being made using a forward-pointing extendable slide.
What your dick looks like after having anal sex. The slide part allbrown and rusted looking.
/ˈrəstē/ adjective
1. (of a metal object) affected by rust.
trom·bone
/trämˈbōn/
noun
a large brass wind instrument with straight tubing in three sections, ending in a bell over the player's left shoulder, different fundamental notes being made using a forward-pointing extendable slide.
What your dick looks like after having anal sex. The slide part allbrown and rusted looking.
"When i pulled it out of her butt it was all dirty," I said. Laughing my friend said "she gave you the Rusty Trombone."
by jayram1408 January 17, 2023
A euphemism for trombone suicides used by some schools because the school/district feels using the word suicide in casual conversation is insensitive.
Often shortened to just sewerslides.
Often shortened to just sewerslides.
Band director to class: Trombones. Your going to learn how to do trombone sewerslides and do them at the football game without offing your classmates.
Student: Why don't we say suicides?
Band director: Because the office doesn't like it when we use that word.
Student: Why don't we say suicides?
Band director: Because the office doesn't like it when we use that word.
by BrenUnderPar July 11, 2025
When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.
by Reallowblows May 22, 2020
A variation on the classic "Rusty Trombone" sex-move, where the recipient thoughtfully packs their anal cavity with Nutella as a chocolatey treat for the performer
"Aldo was delighted when I pulled out the Belgian Trombone at the club yesterday. A shame his brother has a nut allergy"
by frostyviking May 03, 2018
The best instrument ever. Every time a trombone hits a low e the world becomes a purer place. The slide is perfect for making car noises in band class. People may rag on them for their slide but deep inside everyone wants to be a car. Often they don't get melodies but when they do their charm leaves the flutes and clarinets swooning over them.
by GingerLego320 January 31, 2020