Toyota Tundra

The act of violently shitting on one’s face, causing fecal matter to explode into the atmosphere whilst the anus makes an engine-like sound.

Doctor: My god, what happened to this poor young man.

Guy: he fell asleep first at the sleepover and got a pretty rough Toyota tundra, one of the worst we’ve ever seen.

by fried sauerkraut March 11, 2026

Toyota Civic

1. A term used to make fun of someone who is not familiar with cars.

2. A term used to make fun of someone who has not done proper research when buying a car.

3. A name for a car that has a badge for a brand that is not the real manufacturer of the vehicle.

Joe: This guy said he drives a "Toyota Civic", he's a real dumbass.
Jack: What were you thinking buying this car? It's like buying a Toyota Civic!
Jane: That Dodge has a Hyundai badge on it, It's like a Toyota Civic.

by gooner21 March 13, 2026

Toyota Land Cruiser

The DEFINITION of 4x4, and the automotive equivalent of a chameleon. In the Middle East, Southeast Asia, and much of Africa - show up in one of these, and everyone will know you're rich, potentially royalty and potentially bought it using blood money. In Europe? Nonexistent, unless you count the Prado. In the US? Either stealth wealth WASPs or overlanding bros who treat it like an expensive 4Runner. In Japan? A more niche product, and the canvas for some Midnight Club-level builds. In Australia? The undisputed King of the Outback, mate. Available as either a "station wagon" currently in the 300-series, or a no-nonsense 4x4/pickup in the form of the 70-series. One of Japan's most iconic vehicular exports and quite possibly one of the most reliable vehicles on planet earth. This thing will take you anywhere and will not leave you stranded. Many SUVs come close - the Nissan Patrol, Land Rover Range Rover, and Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen are all fantastic SUVs, but the Land Cruiser is in a league of its own. There's a reason why everyone from the UN to ISIS uses these bad boys. You can get one in complete barebones GX spec or fully loaded Sahara spec - making it the Japanese equivalent to an F-series or RAM truck (although much more reliable.) A strong contender for the most badass vehicle on earth.

The Toyota Land Cruiser is every Arab or Australian teen's dream first car.

by henry1272838442 February 22, 2025

Toyota Sequoia

Toyota's biggest SUV, based on the Tundra and now in its third generation. Mostly a US market model, though the Middle East did get it for a hot minute. This thing is an inferior Land Cruiser. Still reliable and still a solid option, but my God if it doesn't look like the unholy love child between a Tundra, a 4Runner, and a Land Cruiser. Need the space? Get a Sienna instead. Need the off-road chops? Land Cruiser is where to go. Still a better option than any of the domestics, and since they depreciate quicker than the LC, they are actually accessible to mere mortals.

The Toyota Sequoia is the Land Cruiser's chain-smoking, pitbull-owning, country music-blasting redneck cousin.

by henry1272838442 February 22, 2025

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by fhhhffhdhgdhthsthsht March 8, 2025

Toyota Tacoma

truck driven by fat, inbred, closeted men who treat their girlfriends like shit

Oh, I broke up with him because he drove a Toyota Tacoma - I knew he'd treat me poorly.

by shlutphuppy August 11, 2025

Togoda

Togoda (noun) — A to-go soda or other soft drink requested after a meal for takeaway, typically served in a disposable cup made of styrofoam, paper, or plastic.

Olive Garden Waitress: “Can I get you anything other than the six separate checks?”
Customer: “Yeah, I’ll have a togoda, please. Dr. Pepper on the rocks. And be quick about it.”

by puppyboyzfalife August 15, 2025