We Todd Ed

When read fast enough it's pronounced retarded.

U R We Todd Ed Wyatt

by Lygris February 4, 2009

The Todd Brown

When one pulls his penis from a woman's bum and then slides the brown tip across her forehead leaving her with what resembles a brown bandana.

Dude how was last night with gabby?

Bro I gave her the todd brown, she loved it.

by Nethersjohansson August 14, 2017

Sweeny Todd

(verb) To kill somone with a straight razor via the jugular vein.

Im about to go Sweeny Todd on your ass if you ask me again!

by Assassin Phone inc. April 7, 2008

mod todd

a person who dresses in a fashionable manner, which is slightly modified to a clean look; a modern and sheek trend-setter.

sokha is a mod todd because she is wearing checkered shoes!

by minky thach January 8, 2007

eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed

well you are, just read it fast, you know?

Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!

by Rick May 18, 2004

Kicking todd

Slang term for masturbation.

"Hey boys, I'll be back here kicking todd. No homo."

by eb1 January 22, 2010

Moist Todd

A name for a friend or acquaintance that always backs out on plans due to inclement weather.

Is Balthazar still joining us for dinner?

No, he said it's raining to harshly.

Jesus, he can be such a moist todd!

by capnnarcolepsy April 9, 2011