toby tig

toby tig is a game made popular by the blackwatch regiment of the UK army. The game has the same format as tig where whoever is 'it' has to tig someone else to become 'it'. To do this they must wait until someone is asleep or not paying attention and slap them in the face with their penis (LOL) known as a pecker or turkey slap. Games of toby tig have been known to go on for longer than a month....

Mikey: Guys i'm bored what we going to do
Spiden: Lets play Toby Tig
Nick: what the hell spiden i don't want to take a penis on the chops!
Pete: then you can go it

toby tig by toby tigger October 20, 2008

toby tickler 

applying some sort of substance (peanut butter, lotion, etc.) to your vagina and then calling a dog over to lick it off.

Named after an Indiana women who was arrested after police found videos of her and her dog Toby on her laptop.

Fido is my favorite dog, he gave me the best Toby Tickler ever.

toby tickler by tcm2538 March 18, 2009

Toby Archbolt

Toby Archbolt is a victim in the psychological horror game, Silent Hill 4: The Room. Toby is the old black guy with a messed up body, he is known as Victim 14. Toby was a priest of the Silent Hill cult, in which he helped recover from its problems after the murder of some prominent cult members. He was also a businessman, one of which involved selling drugs, in attempt to help the town's people. Due to these, Toby was elected to council council.

-Player: "That guy looks fucked up."

-Friend: "He's probably Toby Archbolt."

Toby Archbolt by Joseph Schreiber November 15, 2009

Toby Smash

Hulking out but not with anger, usually from sexual frustration, withdrawals, or any number of irritations, and ends in sexual pleasures that does not end so well for the recipient.

Man after three weeks of no sex, Juan Toby Smash, the girl didnt last 10 minutes

Toby Smash by Boginal November 12, 2010

Toby Walking 

Walking extremely fast due to fucking long legs

Dude that guys his toby walking on

Toby Walking by Jesus Brother November 13, 2011

Toby Stewart 

A beast at everything. Can't contain him, he's just a wild guy with a wild imagination that can run fast. He will go places (especially on his feet) and he is such a loyal and committed guy. Overall would rate 11/10 and to top it all off he has the biggest muscles ever.

Toby Stewart is such a beast

Toby Stewart by jackverman October 1, 2017

Toby D 

A mad rugby lad with busted ass teeth. Good academic results, although he is part of a mafia. Multiple failed drug tests. Large PP (according to him). Shit at Call Of Duty:Modern Warfare. Thinks he is well good at basketball, but actually, all he does is rage when he is playing it.

Sam: You know Ed yeah, he is a bit of a Toby D.
Big Chungus: Yeah yeah, sure m8 whatever.

Toby D by Boby Swanson July 3, 2020