mule

A mule is usually referred to as someone who transports drugs from where they were made (usually illegal drugs) to somewhere else where it can then be sold.

Who is that?
That’s the mule, he’s about to go drop off a 10 key

by SMURFFRICKINSMASHER June 6, 2025

Brent Mules

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by deblob3 May 25, 2025

Whackin the Mule

Beatin your man-meat like it owes you money. Spankin the Wank. Chokin the Chicken. Flogging Your Log. etc.

I'm just sitting here whackin the mule like it owes me money...whatabout you?

by LustyLes March 27, 2013

Mexican Mule

A derogatory term for a person who swallows condoms filled with ejaculate in order to hide them from detection while traveling.

Brian suddenly became sick to his stomach upon arrival in Mexico. He was rushed to the ER where it was discovered he was working as a Mexican Mule.

by Mr413 January 25, 2023

fox mule

A fox mule is a country girl with a dirt covered truck. She likes to go muddin' and has a very low attention span and is hard of hearing. She is very entertaining to say the least. She also goes by cut and paste.

Girl 1: Her truck is so dirty she must be a fox mule.

by cutandpaste August 22, 2011

Mule

To look at someone side eyed, not turning one’s head, able to be utilized generally, but more likely derogatorily.

She muled you as you walked past, does she not like you? Why’d you mule him like that?

by Glitterma May 5, 2020

The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021