Clam Jam

The female equivalent to the cock block.

If you're familiar with the term "Cock Block," you know that it means one dude messed up another dude's game with the ladies. Well, this happens to girls too. And we (most of us) don't have cocks.

If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.

If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.

by KateSauce February 21, 2008

Clam Cove

A female dwelling or space reserved for a woman's items and décor.

The clam cove, as it were, is the feminine equivalent to a Man cave.

I just need some peace and quiet, watch the kids for an hour please, I'm going to my clam cove to read.

by The Meat Sweats April 26, 2021

dusty clam

A girl who hasn’t gotten dick in a large amount of time

Kyle: “I say, that girl Savanah can be quite the bitch”
Andy: “She must have a dusty clam”

by ClamSpam January 17, 2018

Wonka Clam

What one might find under the dress of a chic that has eaten more than 2 candybars a day for a span of five plus years.

That girl from the other night was sporting a serious Wonka Clam

by Takor Pantsov May 2, 2011

Clam stew

Same thing as a creampie... only with a fat chick. With or without corn.

I clam stewed that hog!

by Tater stew January 31, 2019

toothed clam

n. formerly well-shaven female anatomy, now rendered dangerous due to stubble.

That girl last night had a toothed clam -it will take me a week to recover.

by superbubba October 20, 2009

Clam-block

Verb. Female equivalent to "cock-block." A clam or vagina is blocked from being entered; when intercourse is blocked from said female by her girlfriend(s), long term friend zone male, competing and less desired male, or act of god.

Still in the throes of post-break-up depression, Sally clam-blocked Becky at the party, so she wouldn't have to watch Gilmore Girls and cry into a bag of Dorritto flavored icecream alone.

by roadrunner23 November 30, 2014