chicken of the woods

An opossum.

Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.

by sterr December 31, 2013

wood is good

this is a remark usually admiring a dudes junk

WOAH DUDE! that wood is good

by LionZozo December 29, 2016

ghost wood

When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.

Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"

Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."

Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"

by Squeakee July 19, 2009

ricky wood

When you are superior to all human

A weed addiction is definite when transferring to ricky wood level

You gain the ability to make bitches fall to your knees from the alpha male status you gain

Other names for this level is ‘mufasa the geezer”

I have surpassed the god level to Ricky wood level

by Fassymaster4346 November 4, 2020

Cord wooding

accumulating so much of something that it needs to be stacked

Reid and Jonny got so much pussy in Vegas they were cord wooding it.

by JonnyD5853 June 2, 2015

dorming wood

n. When a male wakes up with an erection (morning wood) in his dorm room. Usually followed by clever mechanisms to conceal said erection when roaming the public dorm halls/dorm rooms.

I was late for my laundry time when I woke up with dorming wood-I had to tuck it in my waistband so the 6 people in the hall wouldn't see it as I walked to the washer and dryer.

by jojoker March 1, 2010

Tiger Woods

A blackinese golfer

I already gave you the damn definition to Tiger Woods

by Jon D, Steve V May 9, 2010