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Kung Fu Virus

Yes, my devoted MAGA people, the Kung Fu Virus slipped in from China and has tried to knock us off our feet, but thank God - who incidentally is on our side - Republicans are anointed and made immune to this slanty-eyed and stealthy plague so we don’t need to wear any of those ugly facial masks!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020
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Jamesorona Virus 23

An annoying virus that sticks its head into conversations and steal friends and annoy you 24/7 to make you really uncomfortable
Omg he is talking to James! He’s gonna get infected by Jamesorona Virus 23!
by uwuwukai March 5, 2023
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Norton Anti-Virus

The MOST overpriced, overrated piece of shit antivirus on the market. Norton is probably one of the biggest piece of bloatware (programs that Hog up way more memory than it needs to) on the market. Plus Norton also gives more false positives than any other pay antivirus. If you want a pay-AV you have to go with something like Kaspersky, which most hackers actually swear by, and it does not hog up memory like Norton.
Jim: Do you have Norton Anti-Virus on your computer?
Scott: No, it's bloatware. I personally use Kaspersky as it's much more lightweight than Norton and also has the best record when it comes to false positives.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus April 13, 2010
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fortnite virus

Alistair - ‘Where are we going pupu finn?’
Finn - ‘Fortnite virus my baby boy Alistair’
by Danny dictionary October 23, 2020
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ching chong virus

person 1 'coughs'
person 2 "he has the ching chong virus"
by VannelopePseudonym November 3, 2020
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Virus Don't Care

The only potential non-misery coming out of the COVID-19 pandemic is that it virtually unifies all living humans. As a Novel agent, no single race, political ideology, sexual orientation, age, educational level, occupation or religious affiliation has demonstrated immunity from infection if exposed.
It would be amazing if a world-wide, financially devastating pandemic could somehow help overcome all of the built-in bias, discrimination, division, exploitation and bullshit that exists in our world, but it won't.

Guess what? Virus Don't Care...
by YAWA April 18, 2020
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'You have a virus!'

Those annoying ads that you have a virus. They give you annoying stuff like, a .exe, an annoying voice that interrupts music, and those pop ups. Most people ignore them, mostly because they're scams.
Person: *On a website, then suddenly,* " 'You have a virus!' Click this to fix it! Call this number (Insert random number here, but I'll give you an example) 666-666-666 to get more information! Download this to fix it!"
by Cathy the Jolteon March 28, 2015
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