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Pedro

The shortest kid ever that has never gotten a girl
EWWWWWWWW PEDRO
by Deez NUTZ HAAH GOTEEM September 24, 2019
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Pedro-Effect

When your name is Pedro and inexplicable shit happens to you and only you for no reason.
-Every tab I open or click starts 'Not responding'.. Fucking Pedro-Effect

-(In the context of Minecraft) I can see 9 creepers in front of me.. That's Pedro-Effect
by Dr.Void May 14, 2017
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pedro simões

Total scrub, has the skinniest dick, sweats like a river in bed and is rejected by every girl he sees, sucks at anything he does and is very dumb
by Buuuuuu February 28, 2017
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pedro martinez alonzo

by Randy Hendricks May 28, 2018
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Pedro

Pedro is a word for your man's large hard ass cock.
Baby , how bout you give me some "Pedro " later on.

Or I love everything about him and his Pedro is a huge bonus!
by Big tits with a crown July 29, 2022
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Pedro

Pedro is your Lord and savior a God that when you say his name he appears out of nowhere or if you lose him in a crowd of people they all move to the side like Moses spreading the Red Sea
Person 1: Hey do you know where Pedro is in this big crowd
Person 2: Not sure
*Everyone moves to the side revealing Pedro in the middle
Person 1: Oh wait nevermind found him
by UnknownLord January 30, 2020
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