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pedro simões
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Total scrub, has the skinniest dick, sweats like a river in bed and is
rejected
by
every girl
he sees, sucks at
anything
he does and is very dumb
"
Pedro
Sim
ões is a
skinny penis
"
pedro simões
by
Buuuuuu
February 28, 2017
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