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Fig Newton

Replaces the word fuck.
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Vertical Newton

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.
"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."
by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009
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william newton

William Newton, a charismatic chocolate man who is known to be a true to definiton psychopath over the love of his life Jennifer “Sweets” the Green eyed Angel
William Newton is a true God among men and will disembow anyone who defys him or disrespects his lover Jennifer “Sweets”
by AnoniLL October 13, 2017
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Newton meters

If Sally sits 5 meters away from the pivot of a seesaw, and has a weight of 600N. The moment is 3000Nm (Newton meters).
by Nonexistent person January 19, 2022
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Cam Newton

The day Cam Newton stopped having fun playing football was the day Cam Newton started thinking about winning and losing, and started blaming racism and all the outside stuff that didnt matter.
No team wants to lose, no team likes to lose, it's not human to enjoy losing. Still, theres not much of a point to winning if you're not having a good time, and when winning becomes more important to you than having a good time, youre missing the point of it all. The point is not to win sometimes, it's how you got to where you're going that you go back to if you get lost, or lose sight of what you were once trying to (or succeeding at) do(ing). People in Carolina didnt want to see Cam Newton go, but he did have a choice, he wasnt left with no choice.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2020
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newton unit

Woah! Look at that big newton unit ballsack!!!
by poopledee January 13, 2018
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dean newton

by Igotabittheretoo September 11, 2018
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