Battle Log

A person that disconnects half way through a fight.

Usually interpreted with the name 'Nathan'.

"who battle logged?"
"Nathan"

by 821abuQ February 16, 2021

Log Twoddling

doing absolutely nothing, but meant to sound as if your doing something dirty

screw this, lets go log twoddling

by Dani.Coast June 5, 2010

murder log

Alligator

"Watch out for that murder log, lady!"

by _wiener June 2, 2020

Bison Log

A big old throb'n cock

Fred: I heard Keri rode Jose's Bison Log for hours last night.
Barney: Yeah, females love the Bison.

by Bisonlog August 20, 2008

breakfast log

An early morning solid poo. Long and in one piece.

I have just finished having a breakfast log

by Solo Echo February 14, 2018

flogging the log

Masturbation.

That girl I saw was so hot I that as soon as I got home I was "flogging the log".

by Baldrick1979 July 31, 2012

log and a wink

The act of taking a shit when a log hits the cold water and immediately splashes back up at your asshole creating a "wink". Probably one of the worst things ever...

Abacus: hey BJ ill be right back ima go take a shit
BJ: cool have fun
Abacus: AHHHH!
BJ: what happened? are you ok?
Abacus: ya, just a log and a wink
BJ: oh understandable

by OBIE9 January 26, 2012