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Jew Cave

A cave in which jews hide their money so it isn't stolen. They are often located at the end of a rainbow. Not the end with a leprechaun, the other end. Legend says that if a Jew's cave is discovered, they jew gets its nose chopped off and is abandoned at sea by other jews.
Wow, Daniel is such a pussy. He's so afraid of losing his nose that he won't tell me where to find his jew cave. What a loser.
by papa slav December 8, 2009
mugGet the Jew Cavemug.

jew fairy

The magical being that flies to every good jew's house on the first day of Chanuka and, being too jewish, only leaves behind a crappy multi pronged candle. What a Jew.
by Rhymenocerous 5000 February 12, 2009
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jew poo

a small oval piece of hashish that has been transported into a country via the anus of a person of the jewish faith, usually a rabbi.
"man that jew poo is the strongest stuff i've toked on in a long time!"
by oo-err August 27, 2008
mugGet the jew poomug.

jew sack

a sack filled with all things jewish.
"do you have a penny so i can put it in my jew sack?"
by StarOfDavid January 6, 2009
mugGet the jew sackmug.

Jew Shark

Something not likely, improbable. Retarded.
The Mossad trained a Jew Shark to kill Egyptian tourists.
by NNNCO December 8, 2010
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hungry jew

he is a very hungry boy that loves raw spaghetti if you give him raw spaghetti he will give you glue
man:hungry jew get me glue
hungry jew: gets glue
by screwdriving\ November 30, 2018
mugGet the hungry jewmug.

Jew Bone

The part of your body that is insanely delighted by bargains.
These sheets were 50 percent off plus I used a coupon and opened a JC Penney credit card so they were only $10.00. My Jew bone is tickled.
by Mahtzo Balz November 22, 2011
mugGet the Jew Bonemug.

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