Cat burglar

One who burgles cats

I’m a cat burglar

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023

Turd burglar

A Turd burglar is a mythical being that takes your turds (aka poop) from your toilet at night when everyone is asleep, similar to the tooth fairy legend.

Little boy: Mommy when will the turd burglar come?

Mother: oh honey the turd burglar only comes at night when your asleep.

by BeeftGunkle June 20, 2023

Smurf burglar

A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?

That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.

by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022

Jerk Burglar

Robbing a house while jerking off in nothing but a man-thong, shooting his bodily fluids onto the furniture.

Bro, my house is covered in cum, I think a Jerk Burglar was here.

by 28getalife April 10, 2025

brown burglar

Brown burglar is the act in which anal sex is taken without consent.

Brown Burglar- I'm not comfortable talking about homosexual acts ever since I got Brown Burgled

by BoringFisherman May 21, 2015

Burglar’s Entrance

When you are sucking dick and another man sneaks his dick into your asshole.

I was sucking John’s dick and then Jason surprised me by coming in the burglar’s entrance.

by Hagrid’s Bitch September 19, 2020

Turd Burglar

Male homosexual who engages in anal sex.

Kevin Spacey, recently arrested for sexual harrassment of young men is a notorious Turd Burglar, as is former House Speaker and wrestling coach Dennis Hastert.

by Mike From Akron January 25, 2018