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Testostertude

having attitude due to a lack of testosterone or a femine type guy acting macho to compensate for a lack of male hormones.
He has such a TESTOSTERTUDE, with his leather jacket, motorcycle and wanna be bad boy front.

Don't give me TESTOSTERTUDE, i can read your ass like a book.
by Deathany Darko January 1, 2011
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Testoobies

When ones boobies are old, wrinkly and saggy. Thus resembling testicles.
Dude 1: "She was hot from behind but when she turned around she had a serious case of testoobies!"

Dude 2: "Boner killer....."
by dnmmaui November 25, 2011
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Teito

harasser flirtatious a man who is shy but also very perverted and can claim his mate in many ways.
Girl: Nicole has a Teito!

Girl 2: OMG she is so lucky!!
by woooooooof January 9, 2012
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Testosteriffic !

Adjective. Used when something is so sexually awesome that words you arlready know are not good enough. Helps make every day lingo more sexual. aak
"That new book I'm reading is testosteriffic ! It gives me such a boner."

"We saw that movie last night. It was so testosteriffic I played tug-o-war with the cyclops during it."

"Dude did you just take your car through the car wash? It looks testosteriffic !"
by Spugaluga March 11, 2012
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Teetokal

tee-toke-al

Somebody who doesn't drink alcohol, or other drugs, but smokes weed.
David - Dude, you coming out drinking tonight?

John - Nahh man.. Im Teetokal, staying in, watching enter the void and smoking this 20 bag.

David - You are a more evolved human than I, live a healthy lifestyle and are aware of the pointlessness of alcohol and the shallow death that is a hangover.
by TSARS_ August 16, 2012
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testosteronista

Did you see that woman with the blue black Mohawk on that Harley?

That testosteronista got some femme back home.
by The debil November 1, 2013
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testopesto

testo-pesto. n.

1. Another term for semen. 2. Herbacious, yet delicious semen. 3. Green semen.
I tried to hold it in as she ran her tongue over the tip of my dick, but I couldn't resist squirting my testopesto all over her face.
by ConformOrElse December 30, 2013
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