Justin Bieber's Tattoo

An object of myth and speculation (see also his Penis)

He refuses to talk about the tattoo and storms out of interviews if it is mentioned

it is rumoured to be one of the seven Horcruxes that carry his soul and creates his immortality from puberty.

" Justin Bieber's Tattoo is part of the horcruxes." said Dumbledore

person 1"I wonder what Justin Biebers Tattoo looks like?"

person 2 " I'm guessing a giant penis to compensate"

by LawrieCrash August 12, 2010

Biohazard Tattoo

A tattoo of the bio-hazard symbol. Most commonly on the skin of a human, in black or red ink.

Reasons for getting it are varied, 100% of the time it has to do entirely with why the person wanted to get it.

This man has a Biohazard Tattoo on his hand. He must be hazardous. Possibly a zombie, or somebody with a brain problem causing him to want it.

by scaredzombie February 20, 2010

mushroom tattoo

To whip someone with the head of your penis leaving a tatoo resembling a mushroom tattoo

andrews wordchode/word gives weird mushroom tattoos

by Tyler February 1, 2003

lumberjack tattoo

A wound sustained from cutting wood. Basically getting a scar from an axe or chainsaw.

"My axe slipped and now my leg has a sweet Lumberjack Tattoo"

by Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar May 8, 2014

Kitchen tattoo

The resulting scar pattern from when you burn or otherwise injure yourself while cooking in the kitchen. Commonly found on the arms and hands of chefs and other professional food workers.

"Tom didn't realize his arm was resting on the hot oven until he felt it burning; the mark it left was just one more kitchen tattoo from a lifetime working with piping hot oils and equipment!"

by beingeco October 17, 2021

A Trimble Tattoo

A tattoo that becomes a serious form of regret. Usually a rash decision, leading to the tattoo having no point or meaning.

Me: Ben why do you have a tribal tattoo on your arm? Are you a member of a tribe?

Ben: No, it was a bit of a Trimble Tattoo, Im going to get it removed.

by rodneyrandall June 13, 2012

Mickey Mouse Tattoo

(Noun) A tattoo of poor quality. Examples include
- Jailhouse or kitchen tattoos
- Tattoos drawn by inexperienced or non-professional artist.
- Tattoos of a nonsensical subject matter, the example from which the term is derived.
- Poorly placed tattoos
- Tattoos that remain outlines or incomplete

“That idiot was covered head to toe in Mickey Mouse Tattoos.”

by RickyDavid September 3, 2018