Texpo Tang

A GUY WHO PRETENDS TO BE SMART ALL THE TIME AND GET SCOLDED BY EVERY TEACHER.

Texpo Tang is a lazy smart guy.

He shouldn’t be the VCP of the class.

by Fat duck pro December 21, 2022

Krim Tang

The true name of sponge bob and our true leader.
ALL HAIL KRIM TANG!

"hey have you seen the new episode of Krim Tang yet?"
"man Krim Tang is hot"
I wanna bang Krim Tang

by Krim Tang supremist October 17, 2022

Wu Tang

The simple move of pulling it anal beads like starting up a lawn mower

Jessica: Tommy gave me a good wu tang last night

Fiona: Damn, I wish my boyfriend would do that

by YaBoiShen September 15, 2019

Wu-tang

To swallow a blunt roach as you hit it.

Who wants this roach? Pass it here Ill wu-tang it.

by super mexican 81 June 11, 2016

capture the tang

To make a bet with your friends to see who will get pussey first.

Hammy: Yea sam i bet you cant capture the tang before me?
Sammygstrings: Oh yea ill bet YOU five dollars !!!

by samuelwhoooohooooo March 14, 2009

poon tang

A slang term for a woman's "cha cha".

Too bad your not a prot, 'cause I need some Goddamn poon tang.

by you don't want to know April 27, 2003

Poon-tang

The best thing to eat on a daily basis

I like to eat fresh poon-tang

by Big Smoke Dogg November 24, 2003