Campaign Tail

Getting laid soley based on one's own political beliefs and allegiances. These beliefs may be actual or situational, preferably the latter.

I'm tired of all these bullshit partisan politics bro.

You've got that right man, but what can we do to unite this great country of ours?

I'll tell you what, guys and girls on both side of the aisle can agree on one thing...it's time to hit the Campaign Tail!

by sanfred December 16, 2011

front tail friends

Two men who regularly engage In sex (buddies with benefits).

ESHS

Kevin and Giorgio are front tail friends. They love to blow each other like circus seals and play games like “mine and minor”, or “cock in the ass”.

by Muffdyver November 27, 2017

Ghost tail

When you leave a room to fart but you return to soon so the fart comes back with you.

Damn, you came back with a serious ghost tail man.

by Curatorium September 29, 2019

beaver tail titties

Titties that are flat at the top and long while curving up towards the nipple causing them to look like beaver tails.

Look at Brian with those fat beaver tail titties.z

by ROCKY D January 24, 2020

Phantom Tail

When a type of creature transforms from their tailed self to human, they will most likely feel something called phantom tail. Phantom tail is the feeling where it feels like your tail is still there, but it is in fact not.

"It.. feels like it's still there?"
"Yeah that's called Phantom Tail, you'll get used to it."

by h0pE . . d3sp41R August 3, 2021

worms.tail

the funniest, coolest tiktoker and/or moot ever! commonly can be founding simping over men such as andrew garfield.

cool person: omg. i love worms.tail so much!

another cool person: yeah me too. your weird if you don’t follow them.

a very cool person: oh yeah? well my biggest flex is i’m moots with worms.tail.

by siriusblackenthusiast August 27, 2021

orangutan tail fuck

When a scrawny white guy fucks a big black red headed bbw who is handicapped from falling waist first in a pool of acid.

Morgan and Chase ran an orangutan tail fuck on their neighbor until satisfied, and then subsequently burned her house down.

by kinky horse balls December 16, 2021