french tackle

When an effeminate man gets mad and tries to fight, but he can't really fight like a man, he just daintily flails his arms, starts crying and just ends up softly hugging whoever he is attacking.

"Dude was pretty mad, but he just French Tackled me, which ended up being pretty awkward."

by GTP July 23, 2014

taint tackler

A person who is more than enthusiastic about licking taint

I thought johny wasn't a team player, but he was the best taint tackler on the team

by butteater66669420 March 29, 2015

Sphere Tackle

When you're running inside a human sized hamster ball and you knock down an unsuspecting victim. Very similiar to Stone Colsd Steve Austins Spear tackle.

Charly: Craig was being a cunt that day, so i fucken' sphere tackled the dropkick to the ground on our bi-anual human hamster race

by moistbananabread April 8, 2017

tweet-tacking

Attacking anything via a Tweet!

Attacking a person, place, or thing using a Tweet post on Twitter.

trump is tweet-tacking the media again!

by LKingmanL September 13, 2018

Cum Tackle

When she said she don't want that cum but you give her the good ol Cum Tackle and give it to her anyway.

Guy: "Baby I know you want my cum."
Girl: "No I don't! Leave me alone!"
(Guy cum tackles the girl)

by MichelleISaB0SS June 5, 2020

Rusty Tacklebox

When your girl has the runs on her period, and you feel like eating fish....

I went out with Cindy yesterday ...but her Rusty Tacklebox really put me off my appetite, too bad momma didn't raise no quitter

by Themonkeyfkr March 23, 2022

bluetooth tackle

Jokingly used to refer to when a player in association football falls or trips when nobody made contact them or almost made contact, especially when a foul is given.

Person 1: "He's obviously diving! How was that given?"
Person 2: "It was a bluetooth tackle"

by rrrj August 30, 2023