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tourettittator

Jane was often getting in trouble for mocking the new unsuspicious Iranian math teacher, but we all knew she was a tourettittator.
by jeffbo July 27, 2009
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tourettesing

yelling and or shouting obscene language, often making very little or any sense, for no distinct reason.
"When hit with the pudding, Alex began tourettesing at the top of his lungs through out the entire cafeteria.
by Brian McCarthy October 30, 2007
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Tourettenism

The act of converting an inoffensive and innocent sentence to an unexpected aggressive one.
Guy 1:I love when my dog FUCKING cuddles everything.
Guy 2: Another Tourettenism. Nice work, third one this hour.

Girl 1:Ah, I love the midsummer night's TERRIBLE FUCKING SCENERY. FUCK YOU, JERRY.
Girl 2: Wow, Tourettenism much?
by Bibachah3 March 9, 2014
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Call of Duty Tourette's

When one is so pissed off by the other players mental deficiency, they scream random shit at the top of their lungs.
Me: Today, some asshole came up and knifed me and I couldn't help but shout FRED DURST!

Friend: Who's Fred Durst?

Me: The singer of that shitty rap metal band Limp Bizkit

Friend: Why would you say that?

Me: Because I have Call of Duty Tourette's
by DJ Maxxy Max August 28, 2010
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Highway Tourette's

Highway Tourette's is an erratic pattern of behaviour exhibited by many drivers, while behind-the-wheel. In severe cases, the behaviour is also exhibited while the person is a passenger.

Sufferers of Highway Tourette's can easily be spotted. Simply look for the following:
1.) Loud shouting, including vulgar or violent references.
2.) Inappropriate hand-gestures.
3.) The apparent belief that the drivers/passengers in. neighbouring vehicles can hear the sufferer.
Bob is driving, Joe is his passenger. Bob is a sufferer of Highway Tourette's. In this scenario, the two are mid-way through a roundabout....

Joe: Be careful, that other car might pull out in front of you.
Bob: So what?! Let them! <Bob turns his attention to the aforementioned car>
Bob: COME ON! DO IT! I DARE YOU!
Joe: Bob. Drive.

Anne is driving, Jodi is her passenger. In this case, Jodi is a sufferer of Highway Tourette's. In this scenario, they have narrowly avoided an accident....

Jodi: Did you see that jerk?!
Anne: Yes, but we're fine.
Jodi: So what?! That asshole nearly killed you!
Anne: Jodi, shut up, I'm driving.
by Elocin834a October 8, 2008
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Tourettiquette

Portmanteau of the words Tourette's syndrome and etiquette, indicating that it is always best to act on one's impulses and say the first thing that comes into one's mind.
"Wow, that's a nice horse."
"We're saving him for my birthday, he's gonna be sooo delicious."
"Wha- what?"
"Tits!"
And that's when I realized that he was just subscribing to Tourettiquette, so obviously I had sex with him.
by pseudion January 25, 2010
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Tourette syndrome

Commonly, a disorder that subjects its victims to FUCK SHIT VAGINITIS unwarranted expletives
by Rihanyce August 17, 2011
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