Top-decking

A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.

Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.

by bromp May 15, 2008

top decker

A party trick
The trickster takes a dump in the cistern of the host's toilet, resulting in rusty water for months unless the offending turd is fished out and flushed away.

I went to that bastards party the other day, drank his beer, fucked his girlfriend and left him a top decker for the morning.

by Squealpiggy September 18, 2005

top drawer

above comparison

Carlton, where did you get that argyle pull-over, it is top drawer.

by Geoff June 4, 2003

Top Waffle

In hockey, scoring top shelf on the goalie's waffle (aka blocker) side. Also known as EggO™.

That goalie got SNIPED EggO Top Waffle!

by SNIPE SHOW DANGLES December 24, 2007

Top Fighter

Top Fighter -

Noun

A Top Fighter can be used to describe any Gypsy or traveller, but it specifically applies to Irish Tinkers.

Man of the roads, man of the lanes, man of the day, a travelling man; a Top Fighter.

by TopFighter August 11, 2010

Top Left Coast

The Northwest (Washington State)

Top Left Coast in da house!!!

by Emcee Trouble July 13, 2011

Top of The Fist

In conjunction with "top of the morning", a verbal gesture to signify a greeting and a positive vibe. The top of a fist signifys the fresh and painless act of and or beginning to enter one's fist in an anus. The top of the fist has not yet entered the anus and therefore has not caused any damage and or pain signifying joy and what is good. An antonym would be "Bottom of The Fist"; which would the exact opposite, signifying pain, anguish, and defeat.

jonny: "hey mike, i finally got the title to my car!"
Mike: "Well top of the fist to ya Jonny, im happy for you!
Jonny: "Ya me too, this situation could have totally turned out wrist-deep!"

by Jonny on the SPOT! October 7, 2016