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French Toast Syndrome

The event that occurs when there is forecast of a storm of any kind, and everyone goes out and buys "the staples": eggs, milk, and bread, common ingredients in french toast.
Dude, Sue Simmons just announced that there was going to be 6 inches of snow, and my mom went out and got French Toast Syndrome.
by t. sofia January 12, 2009
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foreskins on toast

Classic GI and prison chow line dish consisting of dried chipped beef in cream sauce poured over toasted light bread. The name seems to have originated in the U. S. Navy during World War Two. Intact sailors were "strongly encouraged" by Naval doctors and corpsman to undergo adult circumcisions for "hygienic" and "health" reasons. Apparently it was believed then (and to some extent now) that circumcised men have lower rates of infection with sexually transmitted disease during unprotected sex, and since horny sailors will often do reckless things when on shore leave (and more discreetly when on board ship) the age old religious rite of clipping the cod was vigrously promoted as a newflangled "scientific" solution for an age old military problem. Given the reputation for navy food anyway, and the obvious surplus of extra "meat" available, it is not surprising why the name stuck, and became somewhat legendary. The dish, though, is quite distinct from shit on a shingle.
I hear Kilroy got clipped. Looks like we're having foreskins on toast again.
by A. Hick July 24, 2006
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wet toast party

a party involving male (usually gay) who all ejaculate onto a piece of toast. Whoever shoots the smallest load has to eat it.
Scotty B had to dine on the wet toast last night, that faggot.
by Ted McCall May 3, 2004
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Thats pants

Man thats pants i didnt get the right softwear!
by viperdoc December 27, 2007
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yes toast

a term used to show achievement or completing something.
The same usage as "yes mate" or "yes"
"yes toast that was an awesome fifa goal hommes"
by wikginge December 29, 2007
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ThatsPhucked.com

The Home Of The Most Muffed Up Shit Ever.
2 Girls 1 Cup, Pain Olympics, Midget Sex, Girl Fingerpaints, 1 Guy 1 Blender, 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver
Bill: Hey, Did You Go ThatsPhucked.com Last Night.
Ben: No
Bill: Go On It Now
Ben: K, I'll Watch This.
(Turns On Pain Olympics)
Bill: Uh-Oh
Ben: Arghhhhhh, OH MY GOD IT'S OUT OF THE SACK!!!!!!!!!!!
by xXPrivateCabooseXx May 1, 2009
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Thatsnotfair

singular word response from a teanager that thinks that fair is defined by having everything go their way.
Michael Wigglez said " why can't I have the rest of the pop why doI have to share with Shawn..THATSNOTFAIR!
by DaddyOToontown December 1, 2010
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