Jehovah's Witness

A christian congregation who are extremely devoted to the bible and want to do what Jesus said "Go ye therefore, and teach all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the son, and the Holy Ghost Teaching them to observe all thingswhatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world." Matthew 28:19-20 (basically Go and mke disciples). If you tell them to go away they will come back because when armageddon comes you can't say no body told me. Just because you've studied the bible doesn't mean you know it. There is alot to learn by doing bible studies with a Witness. :thou believest that there is one God: thou doest well; the devils also believe and tremble" James 2:19 This is a very good scripture for one simple reason believing isn't enough. The devils of this world and past world belives does this mean they will be saved?

A jehovah witness came to my door

by j2k January 1, 2005

Jehovah's Witnesses

Annoying cult members whose sole purpose is to annoy people by knocking on their doors every week and asking them if they wish to be "saved". Any unfortunate victim who ACTUALLY allows them into their house will be bored to death by their endless rantings about their cult, and their hour-long prayers.

I feel proud that I no longer have to worry about Jehova's Witnesses bothering me ever since I set my dogs on two of their members last year.

by AYB June 13, 2003

lean wit it rock wit it

calm down and stop tripping over dumb shit.

Alaze: man gurl that boy gonna give me my $5
Tina: u need to just lean wit it rock wit it

by angelicprincess1028 January 10, 2006

Jehovah's Witness

A Jehovah's Witness is a Christian. It is a type of religion. They believe in God, and Jesus. They also believe God has a name: Jehovah. That's where the name Jehovah's Witness comes from.

For more information, visit their website: JW.org

I am having a bible study with my friend Judy, the Jehovah's Witness.

by CakeInTheTree March 28, 2015

Star Witness

the most important witness in trial that can secure the outcome of the case for one side or turn the case on its head.

See that guy? He's the only thing defense relies on, he's the star witness.

by Pompidy September 13, 2021

jiggi wit it

Term for sex

Hey, so you been getting jiggi wit it?

by 89_UNKNOWN_USER_89 April 3, 2017

joe-wit

Mediocore, unfunny, usually applies to individuals who try too hard to be witty and fit in.

1. Josh is such a joe-wit
2. That's a joe-wit's joke d00d

by Trik Van Guggenheim February 23, 2004