witches test

In engineering, any destructive test which results in the system under test being destroyed even if the system passes the test. Usually done more for the entertainment value of destruction instead of achieving any scientific end. Refers to the Renaissance-era test in which a (supposed) witch was thrown into a large body of water--if she drowns, she's not a witch..if she floats, she's a witch and was killed by another method. Both results of the test result in death.

Me:"Don't send your antique radio to Ignautius, he only does witches tests."
My friend:"What does he do?"
Me:"If a fuse blows he replaces it with a higher amperage fuse until something else blows."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood April 25, 2006

Bad Witch

The worst Nine Inch Nails record EVER

Them: Hey man, have you heard the new album by NIN called Bad Witch?
Me: Yes, and it's total garbage. Only people who like it are brain dead fanboys and fangirls

by Doktor Strangelove November 9, 2018

witch clit

The clitoris of a woman over 88 years old.
A foul, nasty clit, as if it were to belong to a witch, with warts, and scales, and a brightly colour lining of green.

Yo Momma!

(She has a clit like a witch)
(Yes, she has a witch clit)

by erectism January 11, 2008

Witch Pube

Male witch who know all. Loves Dungeon & Dragons. May be gay. Might be named Ron. Presents with mullet and wears fanny pack. All during work hours

Is Witch Pube on the internet at work again?

by Witch pube hater August 11, 2008

Witch Punk

Bands like Damien Zygote, The Amen Family, Industrial Frost and The Epicene. The genre tends to sound a lot like the Goth-Industrial of the mid 90s mixed with Trip Hop.

Witch Punk is easily my favorite style of music.

by Krozz October 3, 2008

pixie witch

An angry short person

"Did you see that really pissed off short girl?"

"Ya, she's a real Pixie Witch"

by Unlucky Bastard February 12, 2017

witches titty

can be used to describe anything; also can be used as a substitution for any analogy

(the most common) It's as cold as a witches titty outside.

Whats up with gas prices?
Yeah it's high as a witches titty.

Ricky you throw like a girl, you couldn't hit the broadside of a witches titty.

Jake is fat as a witches titty.

by Tripp S September 30, 2008