When you are at a restaurant and you decide to publically spank one out on the table so you get thrown out without paying the bill
by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017

by mcmugger June 30, 2011

1) a statement, behavior or event that induces anger intense enough to table flip. This could be something extreme enough in of its own, or just the straw the broke the camel's back.
2) an individual characterized by a tendency to flip tables (literally or figuratively.)
2) an individual characterized by a tendency to flip tables (literally or figuratively.)
1) When my ex with benefits hooked up with that fuckboy, that irked me. When she called to talk WHILE THEY WERE FUCKING, that was the table flipper!
2) Wait, boss isn't letting us go until 7PM? After all we've done? Ohhhhh, you can that tell to Paul if you want to see him flip a table.
2) Wait, boss isn't letting us go until 7PM? After all we've done? Ohhhhh, you can that tell to Paul if you want to see him flip a table.
by enkephalin07 March 3, 2016

1. Did you hear about Mary Clare? She's upstairs being a vagina table for all those guys.
2. I just bought a vagina table off eBay
2. I just bought a vagina table off eBay
by hotstuffxoxox February 10, 2014

by kikilindy December 29, 2022

noun. a slang for getting high, specifically on marijuana. Sometimes used while talking in front of your parents so they won't know what your talking about. Originated while high (we were talking about a door, i forgot and so i asked "so uh...shiny tables or what?" then we laughed and i went to cartoon world.)
by RackTheJipper April 4, 2010

A table where all the fucked cunts go. Full of people who hoon. There usually all fucked. Especilly J1
by chauhfrh9wqkjfion2wqfqa August 3, 2022
