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table spazzing

When you are at a restaurant and you decide to publically spank one out on the table so you get thrown out without paying the bill
I just got thrown out of Nando’s for table spazzing to save myself a few quid.
by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017
mugGet the table spazzingmug.

dent in the table

when a person has breasts caving into the body.
kyle: man, that chick is so flat!
chris: yeah man, she's got a dent in the table
by mcmugger June 30, 2011
mugGet the dent in the tablemug.

table flipper

1) a statement, behavior or event that induces anger intense enough to table flip. This could be something extreme enough in of its own, or just the straw the broke the camel's back.

2) an individual characterized by a tendency to flip tables (literally or figuratively.)
1) When my ex with benefits hooked up with that fuckboy, that irked me. When she called to talk WHILE THEY WERE FUCKING, that was the table flipper!

2) Wait, boss isn't letting us go until 7PM? After all we've done? Ohhhhh, you can that tell to Paul if you want to see him flip a table.
by enkephalin07 March 3, 2016
mugGet the table flippermug.

vagina table

1. When people gather around a vagina
2. A table shaped like a vagina
1. Did you hear about Mary Clare? She's upstairs being a vagina table for all those guys.
2. I just bought a vagina table off eBay
by hotstuffxoxox February 10, 2014
mugGet the vagina tablemug.

table chicken

piece of chicken fallen off of hot sub onto grimy dirty unwashed table
Wow that is some gnarly table chicken
by kikilindy December 29, 2022
mugGet the table chickenmug.

Shiny Tables?

noun. a slang for getting high, specifically on marijuana. Sometimes used while talking in front of your parents so they won't know what your talking about. Originated while high (we were talking about a door, i forgot and so i asked "so uh...shiny tables or what?" then we laughed and i went to cartoon world.)
"wanna come to my house for shiny tables?"
"Shiny tables or what?" "Hell yeah!"
by RackTheJipper April 4, 2010
mugGet the Shiny Tables?mug.

Bap Table

A table where all the fucked cunts go. Full of people who hoon. There usually all fucked. Especilly J1
Person 1: Oi want to go to bap table?
Person 2: No cunt I'm not fucked
by chauhfrh9wqkjfion2wqfqa August 3, 2022
mugGet the Bap Tablemug.

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