A discussion board on video game forums in which people make claims about which gaming platform is better. Usually regarded as a haven for whiny, stupid people.
by Zack Green July 13, 2004
The Chocolate System is an official system created by Danielle James used as code to describe sexy black men of all colors.
Dark chocolate- Sexy, really dark
Milk Chocolate- Dark Brown
White Chocolate- Basically white skin usually mixed black
Special Edition Carmel
Dark chocolate- Sexy, really dark
Milk Chocolate- Dark Brown
White Chocolate- Basically white skin usually mixed black
Special Edition Carmel
CHOCOLATE SYSTEM EXAMPLES USING CELEBS
*Dark Chocolate- If gucci mane was sexy he's be dark chocolate
*Milk Chocolate- Trey songz, sexy, dark brown
*White Chocolate- Drake, sexy, very light skin
*Special edition Carmel- Chris Brown, Light brown skin
*Dark Chocolate- If gucci mane was sexy he's be dark chocolate
*Milk Chocolate- Trey songz, sexy, dark brown
*White Chocolate- Drake, sexy, very light skin
*Special edition Carmel- Chris Brown, Light brown skin
by Sharapstar July 25, 2011
The best fucking rock band out there
4 dudes who fuck around and make songs that go hard asf
LA-based musicians
4 dudes who fuck around and make songs that go hard asf
LA-based musicians
by ffuck you and yournegativity November 13, 2020
A beast baseball team that plays in Rockford, Illinois and who got 3rd place in 2009 and should do even better next year.
by thebeastly#14 July 13, 2009
The system of comparing penis sizes through standing front to front with erect penises, edging towards eachother until one mans penis touches the body of the other man
This man is crowned victor
This man is crowned victor
Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger
by xxcocksuckerelite69xx February 23, 2014
a unique band that has been summarized as nu-metal, metal, rock, progressive rock, and alternative. they have released 5 studio albums system of a down, toxicity, STEAL THIS ALBUM!, mezmerize, and hypnotize. they are the only band in history to release a double album(mezmerize and hypnotize) and have them both hit #1. there song chop suey won the gramy for best metal proformance. they are well known for there "add styled" sound (examples being "sugar" "bounce" and "needels". and there songs are rotted deeply in american politics, war, and drugs. all in all THE BEST FUCKING BAND IN THE WORLD
*listens to system of a down* 0_o mind blown
by the BEA3TLY GAUD April 01, 2011
How to acquire, then get rid of Early Morning Booty Call (F.A.S.T. system):
1.FORGE date: Invite her over for 11, so that its just before brunch and so she has atleast an hour to take the bus from wherever she is.
2. ACT out the Dance: After she takes the over an hour bus ride to your place, make it snappy boysh, dont waste time with foreplay. do the DEED and make sure you came.(basically keep it within 5 - 10 Minutes....brunch is comin soon)
3. SECURE Exit: This is the clutch time. think of an excuse to get her and you out your place while also figuring a way to make sure shes not following you around all afternoon. example(post ejaculation) Guy:" So i think i need a haircut?" girl:"ye maybe you could" guy:" ye im gonna get one. sooooooo we should get out of here.....dont worry ill DRIVE you to the mall so you can BUS home... k babe"
4.TIME Sensitive:now you dont want her to be with you too long or else shell never leave so whether she says yes or no is irrelevant just make sure the door closes behind both of you when you leave and that she gets safely to the bus stop and that you are gone before it gets there.
Closing Statistics: Time Elapsed: 25 - 30 mins
Girls with you after that time: 0
Happy Campers Gettin Haircuts: 1
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1.FORGE date: Invite her over for 11, so that its just before brunch and so she has atleast an hour to take the bus from wherever she is.
2. ACT out the Dance: After she takes the over an hour bus ride to your place, make it snappy boysh, dont waste time with foreplay. do the DEED and make sure you came.(basically keep it within 5 - 10 Minutes....brunch is comin soon)
3. SECURE Exit: This is the clutch time. think of an excuse to get her and you out your place while also figuring a way to make sure shes not following you around all afternoon. example(post ejaculation) Guy:" So i think i need a haircut?" girl:"ye maybe you could" guy:" ye im gonna get one. sooooooo we should get out of here.....dont worry ill DRIVE you to the mall so you can BUS home... k babe"
4.TIME Sensitive:now you dont want her to be with you too long or else shell never leave so whether she says yes or no is irrelevant just make sure the door closes behind both of you when you leave and that she gets safely to the bus stop and that you are gone before it gets there.
Closing Statistics: Time Elapsed: 25 - 30 mins
Girls with you after that time: 0
Happy Campers Gettin Haircuts: 1
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F.A.S.T system
-luigini asks a girl to come over to cuddle with him at 1230 then last minute changes it to 11 so she has atleast an house to get their
-she gets their and they start making out and he just gets straight to the taking of clothes and putting it in
- tells he gotta go now so he can get a hair cut so he says hell drive her to closest bus stop to get rid of her
-drops her off and makes sure she walks into the bus station and leaves
-luigini asks a girl to come over to cuddle with him at 1230 then last minute changes it to 11 so she has atleast an house to get their
-she gets their and they start making out and he just gets straight to the taking of clothes and putting it in
- tells he gotta go now so he can get a hair cut so he says hell drive her to closest bus stop to get rid of her
-drops her off and makes sure she walks into the bus station and leaves
by just another one of his broads April 05, 2011