walk a pole

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!

by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

pole line

n. The stretch of power lines going up and down stretches of mountains. Since the brush is cleared around them, it's always a good spot to drink kortz.

"I'm gonna take a keg up da pole line tonight. You comin?"

by coalbot April 14, 2010

Gripping the Pole

1. Gripping your penis; typically done when deciding to masturbate or not.

Dear Ex,
I was gripping the pole last night and my shit grew at least 3 inches.
Ps. Fuck you

by PussyMuncher345 April 5, 2017

A North Pole

The act of rolling your erection in cocaine and shoving it up someone ass (consensually)

"I'm gonna give my sister, Chris, a north pole for Christmas"

by Peepeedickfart69420 August 27, 2022

troll pole

The pole that a cooks lackey uses to blow air into fire.

OI, TROLL POLE!!!

by blue chicken September 22, 2010

choking pole

Performing fellatio

I nutted hard, she was fire at choking pole.

by Heatmakers November 17, 2016