John: Dude your new car is really bad what happened?
Mike: I didn't get the engine fixed amd now its a lemon car.
Mike: I didn't get the engine fixed amd now its a lemon car.
by guy24 August 21, 2012
A car that you don't drive but you leave it in front of the house. This is a yard car. You leave it in front of the house to make it look like someone is home. Unlike an earlier definition, this car must be believable, that is no flats, no grass growing under it, or other indications that it might not be in use. Wash it. Move it, that is, push it at least ten feet every few days. To friends you don't entirely trust, refer to it as "Bubba's Volvo" and mention Bubba being on probation.
Neighbor: Hey, Jim. I dropped by the other day to borrow your weed eater, which I'll return with the hedge trimmer. That Volvo was here, but nobody answered the door.
Resident: Oh, yeah. That's Bubba's Volvo. He drops by once in a while, especially when he needs to avoid his probation officer.
Neighbor: Lemme get that trimmer for you. (exit neighbor).
Resident (muttering to himself):
Yard cars are a good thing.
Resident: Oh, yeah. That's Bubba's Volvo. He drops by once in a while, especially when he needs to avoid his probation officer.
Neighbor: Lemme get that trimmer for you. (exit neighbor).
Resident (muttering to himself):
Yard cars are a good thing.
by ShinySonia October 04, 2006
The age of a vehicle expressed as human years instead of mileage or chronological age. Calculated by dividing the mileage of a vehicle by 3,000.
by bob h boberson January 05, 2009
by halize April 01, 2006
Non car abuser: Hey, wanna come with us to the park?
Car abuser: yeah, I'll meet you there with my Toyota Corolla
Non car abuser: its a 3 min walk... don't be a *Car Abuser*
Car abuser: yeah, I'll meet you there with my Toyota Corolla
Non car abuser: its a 3 min walk... don't be a *Car Abuser*
by Car abuser February 14, 2022
by Citorealia July 05, 2018