alaskan rump

When a girl shoves her boobs in your mouth.

Boy- oh yeah baby give me that alaskan rump.

by Bluoopgluoop March 7, 2017

Alaskan bonfire

When you light your pubic hair on fire and have sexual intercorse with a female

I had and Alaskan bonfire with my girlfriend, the bed caught fire.

by Carbonbolted May 18, 2016

alaskan blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking a dump and your partner has ice in their mouth.

Brian: I was so lucky last night, I got an Alaskan Blumpkin!

by Msoeadmin October 7, 2016

alaskan bushpipe

the act of taking you're large erected dick with pubes attached to it into a bitches mouth and yell out "oimatewtf" before ejaculating in her pussy

"hey what's up?"
"just gave a random slut an {alaskan bushpipe}nothing Unusual"
"hair and everything?
"hair and everything."

by Mymomfuckedme September 19, 2016

Alaskan Seven

When deprived of female interaction, 3 or 4s become 7s.

Shit, that chick was pretty good looking!
No bro, that's an Alaskan seven. you need to get out more.

by jajathehut November 11, 2011

Alaskan 40oz

When someone drinking a cold 40oz and starts a racist rant about jews and black people.

I was drinking 40's with Tom last night and when we were talking about social justice he started going off on an Alaskan 40oz. I didn't know he was such a bigot.

by Frosty Degen December 30, 2022

Alaskan Vibrator

When someone is so cold that their erect penis vibrates at a high frequency due to shivers

Damn dude it was so cold last night I gave River the Alaskan vibrator

by Ren_Valentine_ August 4, 2022