Terd Gas

A fart so hot you know it's going to smell terrible.

Chad's terd gas was so ripe it curled around his nose and wouldn't leave his pants.

by Wizurley May 8, 2010

terdwater

1. a thing that is retarded or stupid
2. someone who is rejected by all mankind

1. Dude, that old book is terdwater. Get rid of it.
2. Man, that guy was a load of terdwater from the beginning.

by jizzman100 October 21, 2010

terps it

to cover an object in a flammable fluid for example white spirit

dude that fires kinda dead

TERPS IT!

by Mr Micha JM Horgan January 25, 2011

terdbanger

a) to be ignorant of a situation and repeat offenses.

i) In the context of the worst possible situation.

b) a person who participates homosexual activities (male)
c) a doctor with a rectal thermometer.

a) (Name) I've told you this before, terdbanger!
b) (Name) doesn't know how to pronounce s's and th's, you know he's a terdbanger.
c) I had the ole terdbanger check me out today. I'm still limping.

by Michelle Dodds May 17, 2011

terdhopper

Usually stupid people named Kayla or kayleb. They tend to hop over terds, preferably their grandma's. Then, once they are done hopping, they like their grandma's butthole until they are clean. yummy!

"dude, guess what i did last night!"

"what!?"

"i terdhopper all night with lexi!"

"nu uh bro fo real!?"

by Niggapaaaahleeeseeee September 7, 2012

Tardster

a (non-literally) retarded hipster. one who acts in a retarded way without having the excuse of being mentally challenged, while simultaneously thinking they're being cooler than everyone around them.

look at that tardster in the red skinny jeans tasting that alligator empanada and acting surprised when it doesn't taste good

by ihatecomingupwithpseudonyms July 6, 2013

terdunkin

A turkey dipped in Dunkin Donuts batter and deep fried.

The terdunkin is a Christmas tradition.

by Wensdinner November 23, 2013