tooler

A hey guys prick who likes to bum The Beastbut takes care over his appearance, as he would really like some.

The Beast - 'Yo Tooler, you have no friends, lets bum'
Tooler - 'Nice one beast.'
(Sounds of buggery)
The Beast - 'That was crap. You're crap'
Tooler - 'Thanks beast'
The Beast - 'Suck my dick Tooler'
Tooler - 'Ok'

by the beast February 25, 2004

Toledo Torpedo

The act of vigorously ramming a flaming log up the anus of another. Preferably with a log made of maple or oak.

After prison, Jebediah learned to take the toledo torpedo without crying.

by mcquick September 20, 2007

Sean O Toole

A mantrog usually with ginger hair, soso fingers (sausage fingers) he's normally plump and round, he shaves his legs and has white skin, no eyebrows, makes you shiver, seems to get more annoying every day, thinks he is awesome, thinks Grace loves him an is a mantrog.

Grace: "Ew Sean O Toole is such a frigging ginger trog"
Kellie: "I know, look at them soso fingers"
Dawn: "Give him a chance Grace"
Grace: "Okay"
Kellie: "Gawd Gracey,you are so selfless"
Grace: "I know."

by Kellaay October 16, 2008

tooled out

used to describe someone who is or looks like a tool, especially in reference to clothing. Can also refer to someone who is a sell out (to the "man") or a loser.

Remember when she said she would never work for <<insert name of large corporation here>>? Yeah, well, I saw her yesterday she was all tooled out in her work uniform. What a douche.

by Onetrickpony May 15, 2006

Toledo War

a conflict lasting from 1835–1836

Due to the lack of satellite images and other modern technologies, state lines used to be very difficult to distinguish based on maps and geography. The Michigan and Ohio land claims overlapped slightly in a 468 sq. mile area called the Toledo Strip. The two were poised to go to war over this area of land (though the only casualty was a minor wound from a penknife), and it was only the fact that Michigan was not yet a state that kept the dispute from more bloodshed.

An agreement was reached; Michigan would cede the Toledo Strip to Ohio in exchange for statehood and the Upper Peninsula (at the time thought to be a useless bit of woodland). The Upper Peninsula was likely to have been given to Wisconsin, but it was not until 1841 that the rich copper deposits in the U.P. were discovered.

Historians, while unable to agree on which state won the Toledo War, unanimously agree that it was the state of Wisconsin which lost.

by princerinse July 4, 2017

Toledo Burrito

A Toledo Burrito is a small group of adults (of many different nationalities), having a sexual encounter in bed together. Most of whom are either from or visiting the great city of Toledo, Ohio.

Totally scratched off Toledo Burrito off my bucket list. Took home those two babes of varying skin color last night, and... oh man. Awesome.

by HotCarlCommish August 25, 2017

tolerable crazy

When the person is not the type of crazy to damage or break things but can be mouthy at times. Wont control you but doesnt take well to being disrespected. Is only slightly crazy, enough to be tolerated.

She is tolerable crazy. I could deal with it.

by Justalilcrazy September 26, 2017