short end of the stick

to get the short end of the stick is to suffer the bad effects of a situation.

Good Samaritan laws exist so that people who have a desire to help don't wind up getting the short end of the stick.

I really suck at writing about myself, so in application processes that require personal statements, I really get the short end of the stick.

by ssnickerer August 1, 2008

Stick and Move

To adjust. From boxing, when you plant your foot and adjust your motion. Like life.

Person 1: "FML, I Lost my Job"
Person 2: "Stick and Move, you will find something better"
Person 1: "I guess you are right, LOL"

by AbrahamRunning December 11, 2012

Tangy Beef Stick

For a male to intentionally allow oral sex to be performed on a dirty penis. The Tangy Beef Stick is created when a male performs vaginal or anal sex with a willing partner and intentionally neglects to wash up before having a different partner perform oral sex him.

Roger gave his girlfriend's mud tunnel and thorough reaming leaving his member unwashed after sex. On the way home, Roger picked up a local meth whore prostitute whereby he paid $10 and got a hot gummy performed on this Tangy Beef Stick.

by Eaton Holgoode September 22, 2014

Up the stick

To have a bun in the oven, up the duff, brewing a sprog, with child, in the family way, off limits, up the junction, preggers, having a nine-month fat day, knocked up etc.

Charlotte Church is up the stick.

by EcstaticG March 21, 2007

lick it before you stick it

Performing oral sex on a girl before having sex with her

lick it before you stick it :P

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

Fuck Stick

General term meaning idiot, asshole, unpleasant, bastard, dumbass, jackass, etc.

Our companies technology consultant is such a Fuck Stick.

by Anonymous November 20, 2002

shtick

ACT - i.e. some type of goofy act.

stop with your SHTICK. It's driving me crazy.

by Vladimir January 24, 2004