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Jeremiah's Sympathy

Only found in the Websters dictionary between the words "Shit" and "Syphilis".
Hey do you want Jeremiah's Sympathy? If so you know where to find it.
by Teesquizzle October 8, 2022
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You have no sympathy

It's funny that you keep saying that because that's one of the last things I said to my mother in her fit of drunken denial. She's a bitch and a narcissist.
Hym " 'You have no sympathy' I said to my narcissistic mother. And she said nothing because she knew I was right and my stepfather cried because HE ALSO KNEW I WAS RIGHT. Regardless of what happens with this I'm going to make sure I'm not around. Functionally an orphan. Like, the video game. Orphan: Scion of Sorcerery. Hi Melissa! Hi Mark! Go fuck yourselves!"
by Hym Iam August 17, 2023
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No Empathy or Sympathy

Exactly, except YOU are a crippled talkshow host and I am not. Hey, I have an idea! Why not do an episode on why the AI works now when it didn't before? Oh! To keep the guy who did it from being more successful that you and it might implicate you in burying a story that would have prevented a school shooting? Wow! You're clearly the good one and he is the bad one.
Hym "Hey! I have no empathy or sympathy either! Good thing they need me for the AI and people like having alive kids! Hey, did your former employees press charges from sexual battery yet? Because they should do that."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2025
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Sumpathy

Idiotic liberal term for conservatives they feel sorry for.
Being a democratic I feel sumpathy for her because her husband is a Republican.
by Royal rampager September 23, 2018
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Sempathy

A combination of Empathy and Sympathy to express both layers of compassion
"I'm sempathetic to your boss being utterly incompetent. You have my sempathy!"
by Veltion March 15, 2019
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sumpathy

Understanding things emotionally when given in summary. Typically used to quickly repeat back to someone all their woes, showing you listened and cared.
my reality has take a few odd turns recently. so I have a lot of sumpathy.
by Pookie McNoodles November 27, 2019
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Simpathize

When a simp sympathizes
Dont simpathize for me bitch
by Angery Goomba Except not March 1, 2020
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