two shits and a fuck

Not only to give a shit, or a fuck... but to actually give two shits and a fuck.

Usually used as an expression of sarcasm when you couldn't give any less than you already don't.

Joe: Hey man, check this out, I upgraded my character to Scroto on the game...

Dave: Wow... I could give two shits and a fuck about that... no... really... go swallow a knife and die.

by D.J. B May 25, 2007

shits

general term for anything

What the fuck are those shits?

Take a look at these shits.

by BrownEye4U April 28, 2006

get the shits

Australian, v, used in accordince with with someone to get angry, pissed off, snakey, dirty

When Ryan Adams or Pete Murray get rotation on triple J , I most definately...get the shits.

by herbie August 31, 2004

oh shits

An expression of surprise. Like "Oh shit" but more humourous.

bob: Dude - There's a naked chick over there!
jose: Oh shits! I gotta check that out.

-or-

Oh shits, I failed all my classes.

by Grammarian February 2, 2006

be's wits

to be with someone; hook up.

I got be's wits from that female last nite

by fatbox November 28, 2005

shitshat

Comes from the word "chitchat."
A type of convo usually involving any of the following: stupid poop jokes, bathrooms, or just plain talking shit about someone.

Jake and Ryan were shitshatting. Those poop jokes were gross.

Jenny and Emma were shitshatting about that girl; that gossip was nasty.

chitchat talk poop gossip dirt shit

by UrbanIce December 27, 2009

Tickle-shits

What someone has when they crap their pants while subsequently being tickled.

Don't tickle me! I have a horrible case of the tickle-shits.

by leppy8907 September 20, 2012