sailor uniform

Also known as a seifuku. A cute and attractive uniform worn by Japanese girls.

Yuki wears a sailor uniform.

by ToasterStroodles June 1, 2016

SAILE

A PERSON WHO IS SAD BUT TRIES TO HIDE IT WITH A SMILE

OH GOD , THAT FELLOW IS SO SAILE!!!!

by rjthedudee November 13, 2018

Blind Sailor

When a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other Eye. Leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.

I blind sailored that bitch so hard she's on her way to davy jones' locker

by Captian Mikey March 20, 2008

Lost Sailor

This glorious act is when one's rage supersedes one's sensibility. Said person will clog up the sink in the restroom with whatever material is available. Then said person will drop a foul shit directly into the sink full of water. Said shit is left for the next person to witness.

Holy fuck, someone left the lost sailor in the work bathroom sink. I think it was Tony.

by fecus January 10, 2013

The salty sea sailor

When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch

Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor

What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead

by Sea sailor October 26, 2014

Swear like a sailor

Someone whom very oftenly unnecessarily and excessively swears without even realising it and without the intention to be rude

“Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck did he think would happen?”
“Don’t swear like a sailor son, how many times do I have to tell you that? “

by F4kMyLyfe June 10, 2018

Hooha Sail

A sail that is attached to the shaft protruding from the mast thingy.

Hoist the hooha and batten down the cumberbundster!

by Captain Preppie Gangster July 21, 2004