A fucking obnoxious, piece of shit word used by fucking obnoxious, piece of shit little kids who think they know anything about the world but in reality, all they know is New World Order brainwashing and Luciferian Illuminati symbolism that they see in ridiculous music videos, causing them to flash Luciferian occult gang signs they don't even understand and speak utterances like “SWAG, YOLO!” instead of speaking English words. When asked what the fuck this even means, they will continue speaking some more indoctrinated Common Core occult incantations—again, they are unaware of this—while applying their Egyptian-themed winged eyeliner to look like some stupid Lady Gaga whore.
My annoying cunt of a little sister walked by my room and instead of saying “hi” or something like an actual person, she just goes “SWAG!” and does like this Eye of Horus hand sign… god, my sister is a stupid little cunt.
by ImGonnaPutAStopToThis October 10, 2014
Get the SWAGmug. It's pretty much, looking good all the time, hitting on the ladies and just having a good time. Just being cool!
by Swaggette28 February 25, 2011
Get the Swaggingmug. by Impostraphee July 26, 2012
Get the SWAGmug. Swag. Sex with Andrew Garfield. Swag.
“God i really wish i had swag.”
“You are cool don’t worry?”
“Not that kind of swag, Debra. Sex with Andrew Garfield swag.”
“You are cool don’t worry?”
“Not that kind of swag, Debra. Sex with Andrew Garfield swag.”
by megan x December 24, 2021
Get the swagmug. SWAG is an acronym for the following:
S - STUFF
W - WE
A - ALL
G - GET
It should NOT be confused with shwag or shwagg, even if crappy pot is all you and your friends get.
S - STUFF
W - WE
A - ALL
G - GET
It should NOT be confused with shwag or shwagg, even if crappy pot is all you and your friends get.
The stuff you get for free at sponsored events. Radio stations give away SWAG, (key chains, tshirts, stickers, etc.)
Tween Girl: OMG! I went to the Justin Bieber concert and all the SWAG had his face on it! SQUEEEEEEEE!
Tween Girl: OMG! I went to the Justin Bieber concert and all the SWAG had his face on it! SQUEEEEEEEE!
by Sinderz March 8, 2013
Get the SWAGmug. It does NOT mean 'Secretly we are gay'. Morons.
Origins:While many common terms have entered the English language as acronyms. only rarely did that phenomenon occur prior to the mid-twentieth century. Yet that fact stops few from reaching for acronymic explanations for a variety of far older words, especially in instances where the true etymologies aren't crystal clear.
Swag is one such misunderstood word. Some of the acronymic explanations for it that we've encountered are:
- Secretly We Are Gay
- Stuff We All Get
- Stuff We Ain't Got
- Scientific Wild Arsed Guess
- Sold Without A Guarantee
Not surprisingly, none of those explanations is correct. The word 'swag' is not an acronym, nor has it anything to do with homosexual men surreptitiously attracting like-minded souls to partake of a group activity. It is instead a corruption of the Scandinavian "svagga", meaning "to rock unsteadily or lurch" and entered the English language in the 13th or 14th century, with its earliest print sighting dating to 1303. Over time its meaning evolved into that of "hanging loosely or heavily, to sag," and by 1794 picked up the additional meanings of "booty or plunder" and "a hanging wreath or garland."
In current common usage, swag has a number of meanings:
- Illegally obtained goods.
- Free stuff
- A decorative garland hung in such a way that loops of it hang freely.
Origins:While many common terms have entered the English language as acronyms. only rarely did that phenomenon occur prior to the mid-twentieth century. Yet that fact stops few from reaching for acronymic explanations for a variety of far older words, especially in instances where the true etymologies aren't crystal clear.
Swag is one such misunderstood word. Some of the acronymic explanations for it that we've encountered are:
- Secretly We Are Gay
- Stuff We All Get
- Stuff We Ain't Got
- Scientific Wild Arsed Guess
- Sold Without A Guarantee
Not surprisingly, none of those explanations is correct. The word 'swag' is not an acronym, nor has it anything to do with homosexual men surreptitiously attracting like-minded souls to partake of a group activity. It is instead a corruption of the Scandinavian "svagga", meaning "to rock unsteadily or lurch" and entered the English language in the 13th or 14th century, with its earliest print sighting dating to 1303. Over time its meaning evolved into that of "hanging loosely or heavily, to sag," and by 1794 picked up the additional meanings of "booty or plunder" and "a hanging wreath or garland."
In current common usage, swag has a number of meanings:
- Illegally obtained goods.
- Free stuff
- A decorative garland hung in such a way that loops of it hang freely.
Man: Look at that dude's clothes, he has Swag.
or
Man: Let's see what swag you have from robbing that house.
or
Man: Let's see what swag you have from robbing that house.
by BelialTempter February 6, 2013
Get the SWAGmug. SWAG, too, is an acronym. It stands for "Secretly, we ass-fucked Ganondorf." A way of measuring someone's capacity to ass-fuck. The more you fuck Ganondorf, the easier it becomes to distance yourself.
Jack: Hey, Duke!
Duke: Dude, I have some tea.
Jack: What?
Duke: SWAG last night.
Jack: Dude, holy shit!
Duke: Dude, I have some tea.
Jack: What?
Duke: SWAG last night.
Jack: Dude, holy shit!
by i have a big dick and tits March 14, 2020
Get the SWAGmug.