sausage surfer

a male who rides another males penis

that dude is such a sausage surfer

by nizzle July 22, 2003

Surf the crimson tide

Giving a girl cunnilingus during menstration.

It looked like Wong ate a red popsicle after he surfed the crimson tide.

by David Lee June 5, 2005

SurfBoard

Used in Beyonce's song Drunk in Love referring to a sex position. The sex position is when the male is on the bottom laying and the girl grinds and fucks him as if she was sitting on a surfboard. The song lyric goes..

"Then I fill the tub up halfway then riding with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard....Raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz
Serving all this, swervin, surfing all of this good, good"

Fill the tub halfway and ride it with my surfboard.

Yo, dude she did the surfboard on me last night. I felt like I was fucking Beyonce.

by adriennebasedgod January 3, 2014

surface dweller

1. A fake person
2. A shallow person
3. Someone who is only concerned with their physical image/appearance and material things. Spirituality and morality do not apply to this person.

That fake ass bitch is a surface dweller.

by Clix Crusade March 18, 2011

shoulder surfing

Chat-chat, talking without intent; meanwhile eye-cruising.

Whatever girl, she could be talking to George, but she would be looking at Jim, and the whole time she was thinking about Steve. Y'know, shoulder surfing.

by escuchon May 14, 2008

SurfBoarding

Doing a chick doggy style, then both laying down flat, male on top of her while continuing to stroke. Not unlike riding a surrfboard in a face down horizontal position.

I was strokin that girl from behind for so long I got tired and had to finish by surfboarding her.

I like surfboarding so I can mash my nuts between her thighs while I'm fucking her in the ass.

by DOTB May 6, 2009

Surf

Sexual act. Is a metaphore for engaging in the act of vaginal/clitreral stimmulaton using the erect male member/penis, making the female wet, or indeed the female using the wet vagina to rub/massage/stimulate the unerect penis. The metaphre being the male meber the board, the female the wave. Where penatration/intercourse would be in the ocean, to surf is to ride upon the wetness. This sexual act can be used for forplay or afterplay. Have fun and ride the waves.

''We didn't go all the way, we just surfed.''
''Surfing a really great way to get off while your waiting for your parnter to be - ready.''

by sidhe princess February 16, 2010