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metro status

When you don't have a car and must ride the Metro to get where you're going.
Q: Did you drive here?
A: Nah, tonight I'm on Metro Status.
by dc metro fan May 13, 2010
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status assassination

When an individual changes the status on a friends facebook account that has been left logged on and unattended. The status is usually something terribly embarrassing.
Before status assassination--"Jesse is going to the grocery store"

After status assassination--"Jesse wears women's underwear because its sexy and comfortable, luvs it!!!!!"
by bee-ri November 17, 2009
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Status Moment

noun - When something happens in day-to-day life that's so notable that it's worth making a facebook status about.
Mark was petting his cat and it suddenly jumped on his crotch and started scratching him.

What a status moment!
by BenzoMay November 11, 2010
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hailey status

you just shown an example of hailey status
by chathupoyi October 31, 2019
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status dater

someone who will date another person only because of the type of job they have, the car they drive, how much they make, or what that person can do for them financially or socially
Ashley is a status dater because she only talks with him because he drives a nice car and gives her what she wants.
by Ashley O. April 1, 2008
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status-stalk

When you immediately get a phone call or text message from the same person EVERYTIME you update your status.
Meg: "I'm totally afraid to update my status on facebook now..."

Jill: "Why is that?"

Meg: "Every time I update it Joe calls or texts to comment on it... it's like he's status-stalking me."
by caranet July 8, 2009
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status diarrhea

When someone updates their facebook status and/or posts links one after another in a short period of time.
Friend 1 What's up with Mary Lou? She just updated her fb status 5 times in the past 10 minutes!!

Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!
by Yankees Girl August 13, 2011
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